Axel
awww, coffee, no.
- Joined
- Jul 3, 2006
Nope,
I probably spelt it like..well worse then that
Like..you dont even wanna hear how I tried spelling that really long word from marry poppins this morning
EVEN THOUGH THE SONG WAS PLAYING ON THE TV FROM THE PARADE XD
I'm the only one in my group of friends that can spell Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, so don't feel bad.
Anyway:
"Chuck Norris was actually supposed to die three years ago, but Death can't work up the balls to tell him so."
"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his amazing martial arts abilities, then promptly roundhouse kicked him in the face and took back his soul. They now play poker every second tuesday of the month."
"Chuck Norris can divide by zero."
"Chuck Norris split the Titanic in half because he can't stand Leonardo DiCaprio."