Christmas poem ideas needed HELP

[momandseandodisney]

So i got my husband a tatoo for Christmas , let me explain . . .
he has been trying to get an apointment with an awesome tattoo guy (usually takes 2 years for him) I got one for Jan 23rd

i am trying to come up with a cool poem to explain the gift

HELP
Also what would be a cool way to wrap it?

Any ideas? HELP

 

[BernardandMissBianca]

Do you know what tat he wants?

 

[BernardandMissBianca]

Santa may be old but he's still hip.
He's digs some nice ink, just not a pierced lip.
I can't wait to see
the really cool gift from the old guy and me.
On January 23rd you're getting a tattoo,
so don't make any plans like goin' to the zoo.
The coolest part is that Corey's (or whatever name, I'm just a fan of Corey from LA ink) gonna do the work,


.....and I lost it. Darn!!! Maybe this will get you started.

 

[morgansmom2000]

So pick out a good one so you don't look like a dork.

 

[BernardandMissBianca]

HA!!!! Good one!!!

 

[Thumper_Man's Wife]

OK, It's sort of late in the day so the creative thinking part of my brain isn't at its best...not that i could come up with anything better than this, but...anyway...here's what i've got...

‘Twas the night before Christmas,
And your wonderful wife did find
The perfect gift
for this husband of mine…

Something he’s wanted
for quite a while
A tattoo from only the best
I thought that would make you smile…

So pick out your design
And write down the date
January twenty-third
Will ink your fate.

Merry Christmas


Personally I would wrap it in a huge box, stuffed with tons of paper or even rocks or something to make it seem heavy, so as not to give it away. If its too light he may think its a gift card or something. Stick the poem in the box and wrap it and place it under the tree from Mrs. Clause.




Good luck!

 

[momandseandodisney]

Thanks for your help guys