Christmas Carols for the disturbed......

[kevrab]

Enjoy-----

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and ...

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me!

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy ... oooh look at the Froggy ... can I have a chocolate ... why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...

 

[PrincessKsMom]

 

[UrsulasShadow]

Lol!

 

[auroralark]

(sorry, posted in the wrong thread by accident.)

 

[GabbyMom]

Love it. I love twisted Holiday songs

 

[stitchlover]

I am LAUGHING OUT LOUD as I read these. Especially the ADD ones...can totally relate to that one!

 

[DoraDoug]

Too funny!

 

[LilGMom]

Those are great!!!

 

[DVCJones]

Too funny

 

[froggy5657]

I love the ADD one, they mention Moi!

Maybe I should be in the narcissism one!