Children say the funniest things

[Peebee]

Just heard this story this morning about my 4-yr old niece Georgia, and thought I would share it with you all.

My brother and his wife took Georgia to meet the teachers at the new school she will be starting in a week or so.

Just imagine it, Georgia standing there looking sweet and angelic, listening to every word the teachers were saying to her. They asked her about colours and she knew every one, they asked her to count and she could, and they said she was a bright little girl.

Then a teacher noticed that she was holding two little men, the kind you get from cornflake packets, (she takes them everywhere with her)

The teacher said, "They're nice", who bought you those?"
Georgia replied, "Nobody did, I nicked 'em from playgroup"

Priceless!!!

Paul

 

[WDWfan uk]

Follow that !!!

LOL!!! YOU can laugh - I'll bet your brother and his wife were embarrassed !!

 

[KayleeUK]

LOL

 

[Peebee]

Absolutely Shirley

They were mortified, but think she might well get a part in the school play should they decide to stage Oliver!

Paul

 

[PoohBears#1fan]

LOL

Classic! Children could hang you.

Rachel's had a couple of classics, we went for a parent's evening in year 1 and were reading through her books, We were delighted to see that she had a whole page spread with pictures entitled 'my favourite dinner', she had chosen.... KFC!!! We were both mortified.

She also used to tell people that we used to have a rat at home (DH had one as a pet a few years back), so I'm pretty sure that school thinks we eat KFC everynight and have an issue with vermin.

 

[Scottish_Maleficent]

Kids just tell it like it is......,.

I took my DS (then age3) with me to the GP for a 'woman's check' and he told his dad the doctor was looking up mum's bum with a light!!!!

Cath