Chew with your mouth closed, stop smacking your lips and STOP SLURPING

[Chattyaholic]

I've been a waitress almost 10 years, and I still hate seeing people chewing with their mouths open, smacking, etc. When I go to their table to see how everything is and take dirty plates away they talk to me with their mouths full and I just love seeing THAT, plus some spray food all over, have it dribbling down their chins, it's so disgusting. I just want to hand them a napkin!!! Ugh!!!

 

[luckywife]

My SIL does this At Easter dinner she was chewing and smacking her lips so loudly I wanted to rip my ears off.

This is one of the rudest things a person can do. Disgusting!

 

[WatchinCaptKangaroo]

bite. chomp smack chomp smack .... SLURP!

ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGG

 

[AllyandJack]

Holy crap....I think we all work in the same place! I have a snot sucker, too. This same guy is the nastiest eater. He inahles everything like it's his first and last meal. He takes big, sloppy bites of whatever he's eating and then makes this "sha, sha, sha" breathing noise while he chews. He also sluprs his coffee. Dude, if it's too hot, don't drink it yet! How is it appealing to have to slurp coffee and swallow it fast because it's burning your mouth? Wouldn't it be better to let it cool and actually enjoy drinking it?! Lord help me if he decides to eat soup that day. I have my iPod on turned up to the point that I'm going to be the next "I was rendered deaf by my iPod" story on the news.

I have to share a small office with this guy a few days a week when we are torn from our private offices and stuck in another area to monitor the paralegals. I try to work odd hours, but he just shows up randomly and I can't avoid it.

 

[WatchinCaptKangaroo]

SLURP SLURP AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Is there a puke smilie?

I think office manners should be discussed during orientation.