Cheesiest pick up lines..?

[Shellyf62]

Carlos is the man!!!!!!!

 

[Funball]

HERE IS A CHEESY CHIROPRACTOR PICK UP LINE!

RFLOL

 

[Goofy_Mom]

No shelly I know carlos, I think he truly was using the superman line.. but hey he did get a chick named kristen.. at least that is what I made out… and we are suppose to connect the dots that he got a girl last night.. im sure she is still at his place right now.

Well, superman is pretty hot. I'm guess Carlos is a bit easy on the eyes or that line wouldn't have worked. Can you imagine some bone thin, short, high water wearing, naisily speaking, bed head guy trying that line? Never would have worked at a bar. Comic book convention maybe, but not a bar.

 

[Goofy_Mom]

I'm eating Italian leftovers for lunch:

Do you like Manicotti?

 

[ChickenCarlos]

OMG, i am in so much trouble right now!! Drunk DISing got me into some serious poop. So last night was my friends birthday and we all went out and had a great night, actually let me start at the very beginning. So my friends birthday was yesterday, and a month or so ago we planned to go to DLR for halloween and to see elecTRONica and the scary space mountain etc. Well, my neighbor is from florida and is a WDW vet. and me and her have become close friend because i am down with Disney and so on. so for my friends birthday we all were planning to go to DL. me, my friend, my neighb, her roommate and her bf. Well my work cancelled all my vacation time for this month so since i could not go my friends decided not to go either, but my neighbs have not been to DL so they decided to still all go. WELL, last night like i said we were out drinkin it up for my friend birthday and i met this amazing girl Kristin that is one of my classes and i finally got my shot at her, everything with her worked out great and by the way the line was "me and you connect like dots, we sure do make a pretty picture together" or something along those lines, anyways after the bars we decide to all come back to my house. Earlyer this week i got some new speakers and an amp so we started playing music really loud and my WDW neighbors decide to come over and see whats going on. At the same time kristin needs to use the bathroom and heads down my hallway and sees all my vintage disneyland poster maps, and we start talking about DL, well my neighbs come over and i find out they are leaving the next day(today) for DL,so at this point everyone is talking Disney, so i get on the DIS and i am showing them the picture threads and funballs elecTRONica review and of course the cheesy pick up lines thread, (thats when i made my super drunk post), well at this point it is like 3 or 3:30 and we are all talking Disney. so i have the great idea, and talk everyone to get on a train at 4 a.m. and "WERE GOING TO DISNEYLAND RIGHT NOW" i think was how i put it. so me kristin and my two neighbors get on the train. WELL we were wasted and ended up getting off the train in salinas, ca??,by the way i dont remember any of this. so we get a hotel room and sleep for about 2 hours before housekeeping kicked us out, like an hour ago. So NOW we are stuck in salinas, my neighbors are here, and they were supposed to FLY to Anaheim today. her boyfriend is still in Chico and doesnt know what to do, me and kristin missed class and a test. and now im sitting in a coffee shop hung over and waiting to take a train back to Chico. i have know idea what my neighbors are going to do, i feel so bad, BUT we had a great time and a crazy story to tell our kids someday I think i will lay off the drunk DISing for a while.

 

[Funball]

omg carlos!! well at least you are still here with us.. that is the funnist story i hav ever heard!!!

dude i got you amtrack info!!




http://tickets.amtrak.com/itd/amtrak

 

[Funball]

OOH OH HERE IS A GOOD LINE!!

You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.

 

[ChickenCarlos]

omg carlos!! well at least you are still here with us.. that is the funnist story i hav ever heard!!!

dude i got you amtrack info!!

from salins to chico.. its pricy but it will get you home!


http://tickets.amtrak.com/itd/amtrak

yeah, tell me about it, i payed $100 each for us to get to anaheim last night, for some reason got off in salinas, then i just payed like $85 for all of us to get back to chico, so i pretty much spent like $600 and dont even get to go to DL

 

[Funball]

SCIENCE FICTION PICK UP LINES:

I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby

rkuk lu Stalga." That's Klingon for "I love you baby"





SUPERMAN PICK UP LINES:

Do you have heat vision, too? Because you can melt my heart with just a look (I WOULD TOTALLY FALL FOR THIS ONE!)

Wanna see the real reason they call me the Man of Steel?



I've flown right up to the surface of the sun, but that doesn't compare to what I felt when I first looked at you

 

[Goofy_Mom]

yeah, tell me about it, i payed $100 each for us to get to anaheim last night, for some reason got off in salinas, then i just payed like $85 for all of us to get back to chico, so i pretty much spent like $600 and dont even get to go to DL

why not just contiue to go to Disneyland? You've already made it half way there?

 

[Shellyf62]

OMG, i am in so much trouble right now!! Drunk DISing got me into some serious poop. So last night was my friends birthday and we all went out and had a great night, actually let me start at the very beginning. So my friends birthday was yesterday, and a month or so ago we planned to go to DLR for halloween and to see elecTRONica and the scary space mountain etc. Well, my neighbor is from florida and is a WDW vet. and me and her have become close friend because i am down with Disney and so on. so for my friends birthday we all were planning to go to DL. me, my friend, my neighb, her roommate and her bf. Well my work cancelled all my vacation time for this month so since i could not go my friends decided not to go either, but my neighbs have not been to DL so they decided to still all go. WELL, last night like i said we were out drinkin it up for my friend birthday and i met this amazing girl Kristin that is one of my classes and i finally got my shot at her, everything with her worked out great and by the way the line was "me and you connect like dots, we sure do make a pretty picture together" or something along those lines, anyways after the bars we decide to all come back to my house. Earlyer this week i got some new speakers and an amp so we started playing music really loud and my WDW neighbors decide to come over and see whats going on. At the same time kristin needs to use the bathroom and heads down my hallway and sees all my vintage disneyland poster maps, and we start talking about DL, well my neighbs come over and i find out they are leaving the next day(today) for DL,so at this point everyone is talking Disney, so i get on the DIS and i am showing them the picture threads and funballs elecTRONica review and of course the cheesy pick up lines thread, (thats when i made my super drunk post), well at this point it is like 3 or 3:30 and we are all talking Disney. so i have the great idea, and talk everyone to get on a train at 4 a.m. and "WERE GOING TO DISNEYLAND RIGHT NOW" i think was how i put it. so me kristin and my two neighbors get on the train. WELL we were wasted and ended up getting off the train in salinas, ca??,by the way i dont remember any of this. so we get a hotel room and sleep for about 2 hours before housekeeping kicked us out, like an hour ago. So NOW we are stuck in salinas, my neighbors are here, and they were supposed to FLY to Anaheim today. her boyfriend is still in Chico and doesnt know what to do, me and kristin missed class and a test. and now im sitting in a coffee shop hung over and waiting to take a train back to Chico. i have know idea what my neighbors are going to do, i feel so bad, BUT we had a great time and a crazy story to tell our kids someday I think i will lay off the drunk DISing for a while.

I am sitting at work reading this, laughing my butt off with tears rolling down my face.......that is the FUNNIEST thing I think I have ever read.....I am ringing Tink now to tell her to log on!!!!!

ALso I am glad I deciphered your pick up line....didnt know I had a degree in drunk foruming!!!!

Good luck with getting home, keep us posted!

 

[Shellyf62]

HERE IS A CHEESY CHIROPRACTOR PICK UP LINE!

RFLOL

Thats funny......
I just rang Tink, she is logging on now...then I told her to ring me back!!!!

 

[Tink91]

LOL ANTHONY WILL YOU EVER LEARN!!???

You just made me laugh on the train to work and I'm alone so I look crazy, hahaha.

Ps- mum,my reception is dropping in and out I'll call you when I get to work

 

[kim3339]

That is the funniest thing I think I've ever read! I'm impressed that you were able get on the train let alone buy the tickets that drunk!!

 

[Shellyf62]

I am so glad I have never done road/train trips when I have been drunk.
Here the trains stop around midnight & we have Night Rider Buses for safety....not sure a Driver would let you on in your state!!!

Maybe we need to start a Chicken Carlos Drunk Foruming thread....

 

[bateman]

$600 and still no disneyland?? Oh man.....

I hope that 2 hour hotel room was worth it with your new lady friend

 

[Tink91]

The Driver has let me on many a times

 

[bateman]

The Driver has let me on many a times

trashbag

And Dont worry - Me Too... I remember I got woken up by the nightrider bus driver to get off and I was wearing a Sombrero... Have no idea how I got one in sydney on a friday night / saturday morning.... And have no idea how I got on the night rider bus

 

[Tink91]

trashbag

And Dont worry - Me Too... I remember I got woken up by the nightrider bus driver to get off and I was wearing a Sombrero... Have no idea how I got one in sydney on a friday night / saturday morning.... And have no idea how I got on the night rider bus

HAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

Mum, you should be proud of us

 

[HouseofMouse1881]