Cheesiest pick up lines..?

[Funball]

Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you

ok that one is good..

ok i got one..



i've lost my number, can i have yours?

 

[Judy from Boise]

haven't been on the dating scene since the early 80's (thank God) back then the most appropriate line was "I don't have herpes" LOL ! It was not the best time public health wise

 

[Disney Commando]

About 12 years ago, one of my friend's used IMO the worst line you could ever come up with You look like my next ex-wife OMG what was he thinking, I was standing right there when he said it Now the wierd thing was I was his Best Man at his wedding to her 10 years ago I have no idea how that ever worked

 

[skiingfast]

Funball came up with a good one tonight while we were talking. But I'll have to wait and see if she will post it.

 

[Funball]

haven't been on the dating scene since the early 80's (thank God) back then the most appropriate line was "I don't have herpes" LOL ! It was not the best time public health wise

THATS HILARIOUS!!!!! would not be able to use now though...

Funball came up with a good one tonight while we were talking. But I'll have to wait and see if she will post it.

i have no idea what your talking about... is is board friendly? can you post it....?

 

[skiingfast]

THATS HILARIOUS!!!!! would not be able to use now though...




i have no idea what your talking about... is is board friendly? can you post it....?

Mildly appropraite. You where in the SCT lounge when you told me about it. Or maybe had just gone back downstairs. Does this jog your memory?

 

[Funball]

Mildly appropraite. You where in the SCT lounge when you told me about it. Or maybe had just gone back downstairs. Does this jog your memory?

umm no i asked you what martini i should get and i read the desricptions..and you said get the one with the vaniila..... then i also said i would not get it an wait till we went so we can enjoy one together... i dont remember...

 

[Funball]

*gasp*..ooo I think I remember now.. did I say we should go to vegas and do something we both will regret? Did it have to do with matching buttons? Or anything along those line…

Can you give me more of a hint of that is not it?

 

[Funball]

Well either way I did hear a pick up line last night

“excuse me, may I take your drink order?”

 

[skiingfast]

Well either way I did hear a pick up line last night

I ashamed I can't remember now. But it must have worked I'm letting you take me out dinner after all!

 

[Funball]

I ashamed I can't remember now. But it must have worked I'm letting you take me out dinner after all!

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now i remember...... my gift certifiate to HOB! i said i would save it and use it when you come here! I remember now!!!! i never agreed to it, i may just use it tomorrow night

 

[Funball]

what were you saying about the wishing well last night?

i had another cheesy pick up line happen to me last night also

"will that be all for you sara?"

 

[ChickenCarlos]

So school is back in session and there are hot girls everywhere, i got really really drunk last night and was spitting game to some hotties, and in one of my drunkin slurs i asked a girl "can i buy you a million drinks", she laughed so hard and said i could start with one if i could keep making her laugh we could go from there, later we were walking home and we saw a mutual friend, and they asked how we met each other, she told her, i used the best cheesy pick up line on her

 

[I'm mikey]

Way to go carlos!!

 

[Funball]

nice going carlos!!! way to go!!!!!!!!!!

 

[curiouslittleoyster]

Guy licks thumb and marks and x on girls shoulder and says" We need to get you out of those wet clothes."

This was actually used on me!!! (I had to give the guy credit for being original, but no he did not get me out of the "wet clothes.")

HAHAHA!!! This is freakin' hilarious! Love it! hahahaha!

Ok, embarrassing one here. Unintended for use as a cheesey line, realized it sounded that way after I said it....

Guy: "So, what do you do for a living?"
Me: "I'm a nurse."
Guy:"What kind of nurse are you?"
Me: "Telemetry"
Guy: "What's that?"
Me: "I take care of Cardiac patients...I guess you could say I help fix broken hearts."
Guy: "Verrrrrry nice"(insert sheepish grin here).
Me: "uhhh...."

 

[ChickenCarlos]

"I know mouth to mouth!"

 

[skiingfast]

Me: I know what your thinking, I have ESPN,
Her: Do you mean ESP?
Me: Yes that is what I was thinking about, see we already communicate on anothe level, now what am I thinking?

 

[Funball]

HA HA HA MATT!


i got one i just heard it

"hey will you go visit the big thunder mountain animals with me?"

heeee heee hee

 

[BecomingObsessed]

Worst pickup line ever: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?


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