Cheesiest pick up lines..?

[MusicalDisneyDreams]

My sister made this one up... to be used on math geeks only.

"You know, I invented Pi. The number, not the dessert."

 

[ChickenCarlos]

Are you wearing space pants, cause that butt is out of this world

 

[I'm mikey]

Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself!

 

[Funball]

Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself!

 

[Funball]

did u loose your girlfriend? can i be yours?

 

[ChickenCarlos]

I'm actually much better looking than this,let me show you how to break the spell

 

[ChickenCarlos]

If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together

 

[Funball]

Does your mother know your out ?

 

[I'm mikey]

HELLO (big pearly white smile), i'm not a doctor,but i DO play one on tv.

 

[I'm mikey]

Does your mother know your out ?

why yes,yes she does. Do you like my clothes? mother picked them out.

 

[Funball]

HELLO i am a nurse.can i nurse to you back go good health?

 

[ChickenCarlos]

just heard this, not a pick up line, but a great saying

A real man doesnt love a million girls. He loves one girl in a million ways.

 

[Funball]

just heard this, not a pick up line, but a great saying

A real man doesnt love a million girls. He loves one girl in a million ways.

OMG I LOVE THAT! all you men n this thread need to take notes..

 

[ChickenCarlos]

Since I'm in the park here is a diney line.

Hey girl, wanna get goofy??

 

[KCmike]

Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only ten I see.

 

[Funball]

Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only ten I see.

oooohh that is a good one!!

 

[Funball]

are you lost ma'am, cuase heaven is a long way from here?


excuse me i think i dropped something, MY JAW!!!!!!!




stand still so i can pick you up!

 

[skiingfast]

There's a party in my basement and you're invited!

 

[Funball]

that is not how it goes dear...

but oh well.. close enough....

 

[ChickenCarlos]

Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you