Cheesiest pick up lines..?

[skiingfast]

I never knew my future husband was about to buy me a drink tonight.

 

[Funball]

ok that sounded wrong just hearing you say it....

 

[skiingfast]

ok that sounded wrong just hearing you say it....

It's one I was told, not one I said.

 

[skiingfast]

To keep this Disney.

What's you favorite ride? I hope that it will be me.

 

[Go Saints!]

Guy licks thumb and marks and x on girls shoulder and says" We need to get you out of those wet clothes."

This was actually used on me!!! (I had to give the guy credit for being original, but no he did not get me out of the "wet clothes.")

 

[Funball]

singed,sealed and delivered i'm yours

 

[srferson]

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

It's a good thing my BMW has GPS, cause I just got lost in your eyes.

 

[kim3339]

Do you have a quarter, because my mom told me to call her when I fell in love/met an angel?

 

[kim3339]

I lost my number, can I have yours?

 

[Funball]

cinderella's castle doesn't come alone.. i am also included

 

[kim3339]

I actually kinda like that one. It could work in Disneyland. Right?

 

[ChickenCarlos]

is that a mirror in your pants, because i can see myself in them

 

[ChickenCarlos]

can you drive stick, or do you need to be taught a lesson

sorry that one is a little dirty.

 

[ChickenCarlos]

i just thought of a good one

Girl whats your sign, cause i might Yield but i definitely wont Stop

 

[Funball]

carlos ,papi keep it clean ..

 

[Funball]

thats right i know my spanish!

 

[ChickenCarlos]

sosryyrry am i bein g bad, i will clean i t up. i got soe ggoold for htdis thread?
i work orf UPs i deliver pacakges all day hehehe i donee

 

[skiingfast]

i work orf UPs i deliver pacakges all day

This gave me a big chuckle. I will look for an opportunity to say this.

 

[Funball]

This gave me a big chuckle. I will look for an opportunity to say this.

men...

 

[ChickenCarlos]

Women