Cheeky Chicks (and a rooster) Can Cyber Chat For A Whole Year! Part 2

[GoofyDad869]

I found some pictures. WOW! Holy Moly Cow!!
Gonna have to clear my Cookies after those pictures!

It's amazing the things you can find on a computer when you try.

Michelle, Michelle. Oh what we wouldn't give to stow away in your luggage.

That's not me. I swear somebody Photoshopped my head on Danny Devito's body. Proof? My chest is not usually that clean-shaven, I don't have a tattoo of "Hello Kitty" in that EXACT spot. Damning proof? The red sequined thong color is not a near-enough match to MY red sequined thong (it's a "cool red", and I'm a "warm red" - brings out my bloodshot eyes)... And I've NEVER ridden a vaselined donkey in Key West, either.

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

That's not me. I swear somebody Photoshopped my head on Danny Devito's body. Proof? My chest is not usually that clean-shaven, I don't have a tattoo of "Hello Kitty" in that EXACT spot. Damning proof? The red sequined thong color is not a near-enough match to MY red sequined thong (it's a "cool red", and I'm a "warm red" - brings out my bloodshot eyes)... And I've NEVER ridden a vaselined donkey in Key West, either.

I'm not even going there.

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

morning!!!

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Hi Michelle and baby makes three.

 

[arkansas mom]

 

[Sthronds]

You are amazing!

 

[GoofyDad869]

That's not proof. If you look at the privet in the background, you will notice it is a European Boxwood, a species common in the British Isles. And if you run a simple sun calculation formula to triangulate the exact location that the photo was taken - you will find that it was taken in the yard behind 10 Downing Street (the official residence of the British Prime Minister). I have only been to 10 Downing Street AFTER DARK, and I was wearing my Union Jack thong at the time! So obviously faked.

Also, my red thong's Mickey head doesn't look exactly like that either. I have an Hermes thong - that one looks like some cheap knock-off available at only the lowest of the discount mens' lingerie stores.

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

OMG Arkie that was HILARIOUS!!!

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

I knew you wouldn't let me down Arkie. You are the best.

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

i want to leave today!!!

 

[GoofyDad869]

i want to leave today!!!

Yeah, sure... They start posting incriminating photos allegedly of me, and you can't take the heat all of a sudden.

(I don't blame you)

 

[Sthronds]

You are a fine looking rooster GD.

 

[GoofyDad869]

You are a fine looking rooster GD.

IF that bird were really me (which it ain't):

Does that thong make my beak look fat?

 

[Sthronds]

IF that bird were really me (which it ain't):

Does that thong make my beak look fat?

Absolutely not. You look fine. Really. Just great.

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

this is too crazy!!

 

[jtnsami]

That's not me. I swear somebody Photoshopped my head on Danny Devito's body. Proof? My chest is not usually that clean-shaven, I don't have a tattoo of "Hello Kitty" in that EXACT spot. Damning proof? The red sequined thong color is not a near-enough match to MY red sequined thong (it's a "cool red", and I'm a "warm red" - brings out my bloodshot eyes)... And I've NEVER ridden a vaselined donkey in Key West, either.

Oh, I can't breath!

 

[jtnsami]

Do we want to know where you got this?

Michelle, I think I just peed my pants, and I'm not even pregnant!!!

 

[jtnsami]

This is getting TOOOO funny! GD, you really have a way with words.

 

[GoofyDad869]

This is getting TOOOO funny! GD, you really have a way with words.

And arkie has a way with PhotoShop.

 

[jtnsami]

And arkie has a way with PhotoShop.

She certainly does!