Celerystalker - Simply not qualified!

[celerystalker]

So, what's your non-platform?

I hope it involves lots of mandatory happy hours

Of course! As soon as someone brings me another drink!
I think I'm going to have to walk to the liquor store.
The rum is all gone!
but I best not drive.
waaaah!
where's my VP nominee when I need him?

 

[kimmar067]

Hey! I'm a stalker of vegetables, not neccessarily a vegetable myself!

...that's YOUR opinion....

 

[Suzie Zoo]

Maybe you need to run against Celerystalker then.

Nah, I think I'll hold out for a pantry position... (which I'm pretty sure is the non-qualified version of a cabinet )

 

[Papa Deuce]

I would like to announce that I have chosen a non running mate!
Welcome Papa Deuce as Celerystalker's running mate!
We might not go fast, but we're going somewhere, darnit!

(Can I call ya papa smurf? I know we havent met, but Mccain only met Palin once!)

I accept and since I am only 5' 6" tall, OK.

 

[kimmar067]

Maybe you could be in the cabinet.

 

[celerystalker]

Maybe you need to run against Celerystalker then.

My "esteemed" opponent has many good qualities. I'm not sure what they are right now, but I'm sure they're out there!

 

[Suzie Zoo]

Maybe you could be in the cabinet.

LOL! I posted before I saw this

 

[breezy1077]

Hey! I'm a stalker of vegetables, not neccessarily a vegetable myself!

...that's YOUR opinion....

Oooooo.....your first non-scandal!

 

[Papa Deuce]

For the record, I have nothing hidden in my closet..... that occured as an adult.... Before that is a whole other ball of wax.

 

[celerystalker]

Can we still make up stuff about ya

You can try, but the truth is usually much funnier.
Like I'm a recovering lesbian.

Nah, I think I'll hold out for a pantry position... (which I'm pretty sure is the non-qualified version of a cabinet )

If you bring liquor, you can join my liquor cabinet!!!!
or my pantry, but you must bring snacks for that - NO RAISIN/RAISEN BOATS! or ants on a log.
but cream cheese stuffed celery is A OK!

I accept and since I am only 5' 6" tall, OK.

WOO HOO! Papa Smurf for VP!

 

[kimmar067]

Can we still make up stuff about ya

 

[kimmar067]

Oooooo.....your first non-scandal!

....I CAN be bribed with Krispy Kremes....

 

[Brianne]

My "esteemed" opponent has many good qualities. I'm not sure what they are right now, but I'm sure they're out there!

Beer. Lots and lots of beer.

 

[kimmar067]

You can try, but the truth is usually much funnier.
Like I'm a recovering lesbian.

...not that there's anything WRONG with that....

 

[breezy1077]

Now the liquor cabinet sounds too good to pass up - do ya take bribes?

 

[Suzie Zoo]

If you bring liquor, you can join my liquor cabinet!!!!
or my pantry, but you must bring snacks for that - NO RAISIN/RAISEN BOATS! or ants on a log.
but cream cheese stuffed celery is A OK!

Sounds good to me... and this should work out well for you. I don't drink, so you get all that alcohol to yourself!!

Does peanut butter cheesecake qualify as a snack?

 

[kimmar067]

...Does peanut butter cheesecake qualify as a snack?

...well, they're no ZEBRA DOMES, but that DOES sounding inviting....

 

[celerystalker]

Beer. Lots and lots of beer.

Let me introduce my secretary of Da Fence - Brianne!

Now the liquor cabinet sounds too good to pass up - do ya take bribes?

My secretary of Cool Pictures of Food - Breezy!

Sounds good to me... and this should work out well for you. I don't drink, so you get all that alcohol to yourself!!

Does peanut butter cheesecake qualify as a snack?

My secretary of cheesecake - Suzie!!!

 

[coles1mom]

Pick me Pick me

I'd like to handle world affairs

 

[breezy1077]

....I CAN be bribed with Krispy Kremes....