We are struggling with the cabana decision. It seems so costly. Yet I feel we would enjoy the experience.
We're not sure about committing to the cabana, as if anyone could, who is not platinum or concierge, irregardless of the hefty price tag.
I've heard there have been some complaints recently. I'll try to recap.
It appears the wood is graying on the private deck, walls, and structure. This diminishes the ambiance, and contributes to splitters.
The shingles were split in areas, creating vulnerability to weather.
The lush tropical vegetation that's filling in, prevents line of sight and communication between adjoining cabanas.
Even with Tram help, folks still had to walk 30 feet.
Sand was reported on the private beach chairs and loungers along the shore.
The umbrellas in several areas were not centered over the loungers.
Rust may have been spotted on the fridge that contains the chilled towels and fruit bowl.
Bird droppings were sighted in the mesh sun screen above the cushioned loungers.
The ceiling fan has only two speeds.
The piped in music can't be changed to your IPOD stream.
The hammocks may have had frayed lines in photo # 6 ?
The lock set in photo #12 in thread 53774548 looked displaced and non functional.
The entrance sign displaying the cabana info was leaning and not vertical.
Paint/stain was peeling at the base of the entry door.
Host failed to show in 5 whole minutes after THE BUTTON was pushed.
The palm tree blocked the view of the ship.
Water pressure in the outdoor shower was to high.
The float mats and tubes had sand on them.
The soft plush towels provided failed to clean sunglasses well.
The sun screen is only offered in two SPF's.
The Evian water misters were too cold.
The included sand toys looked used.
Some reported having to travel 1000 feet to get snorkel gear.
No bathroom in the hut.
Bathroom was 200 feet away.
No one reported a lage plasma or LCD screen.
I'm not sure I could commit, at this price level, with all these oversights in maintenance, design, and service. With these issues, would anyone book? It's amazing
DCL reserves any of these huts. Why are they so popular considering all the flaws involved?
Did I get you?

This is a counter post, which I feel is warranted.
This post is implied humor, to offset all the serious cabana discussions. Just trying to put the details into perspective.
For the newbies ignore my text as it is fiction. Like April Fools in July.
TO RECAP THIS POST IS A JOKE