Cardinal's VMK Trivia Thread, win stuffs!

[jeffgwins]

Is the answer the Huntsman in the movie Snow White?

 

[Mnementh]

Wow... I think he should be flattered that you took the time to write a poem about him.

 

[Cardinal]

Is the answer the Huntsman in the movie Snow White?

No, it's more directly related to VMK and even more specifically related to this thread

 

[jeffgwins]

No, it's more directly related to VMK and even more specifically related to this thread

Ah! ok, poor Aengus!

 

[Cardinal]

Ah! ok, poor Aengus!

Someone missed the point of the poem.

 

[aengus]

I always said they would sing songs about me! WOOT

Legend...

 

[SnowyJingleBells]

Why oh why would you write such an EVIL poem about yourself?

 

[Cardinal]

I always said they would sing songs about me! WOOT

Legend...

Why oh why would you write such an EVIL poem about yourself?

Ah! ok, poor Aengus!

I would have loved to be your English teachers

 

[swimmingneno]

ROFL.. Those indians must be mad tha you wrote that kind of poem about them...

 

[SnowyJingleBells]

ROFL.. Those indians must be mad tha you wrote that kind of poem about them...

I would have loved to be your English teachers

You would be so Lucky to have us!

 

[jeffgwins]

I would have loved to be your English teachers

Why? So you could teach us Succotinglish?

 

[aengus]

Why? So you could teach us Succotinglish?

Cardinal?!?! You have been served.

 

[SnowyJingleBells]

Cardinal?!?! You have been served.

Very served

So.. What is the first thing we learn, not to be Cardinal?

 

[Cardinal]

Since I am now the more mature and wiser Succotinglish teacher, it is my duty to properly get this thread back on track.


Question Number Here:

Write a paragraph-long letter to Yavn, telling him to lower the price of Confetti Magic to 5,000 credits. Make sure to include the principles of business:

~The customer is always right
~If we leave, you go bankrupt

Don't beat around the bush. You want that price lowered, and you want it NOW!

Suggest only one alternative. It must be:
"Give us free credits."

Use only the prepositions "we" and "you."

Have fun!

 

[mikeyandscoobyx2]

Dear yavn,
Cardinal is holding me hostage, so im writing this letter on his behalf. I think you should up the amount of credits needed to buy Confetti Magic. Confetti Magic is a spectacular thing, but I believe people are lying, saying they dont have enough credits, so they can get it cheaper. I have a few reasons why YOU should raise the amount.

* More people will be angry.
* You will be rich.
* You wont need to clean up all the confetti papers all over VMK.
* You can give me the credits.


And a few other 1,000,000,000,000 reasons why.

If you do believe my option is the answer, you can give me Green Bag Pants as a thank you from you, and the VMK team.

But, if you dont like my answer, please ban Cardinal.

Thank You ~ The_Mike

Edit : Hah, i didnt follow Cardinals rules

 

[Cardinal]

Dear yavn,
Cardinal is holding me hostage, so im writing this letter on his behalf. I think you should up the amount of credits needed to buy Confetti Magic. Confetti Magic is a spectacular thing, but I believe people are lying, saying they dont have enough credits, so they can get it cheaper. I have a few reasons why YOU should raise the amount.

* More people will be angry.
* You will be rich.
* You wont need to clean up all the confetti papers all over VMK.
* You can give me the credits.

And a few other 1,000,000,000,000 reasons why.

If you do believe my option is the answer, you can give me Green Bag Pants as a thank you from you, and the VMK team.

But, if you dont like my answer, please ban Cardinal.

Thank You ~ The_Mike

Edit : Hah, i didnt follow Cardinals rules

I highlighted what was wrong with it

 

[Horse]

All I can say is, I am so thankful I haven't told you about my Oral Interpretation tournament on Saturday.

Can somebody pm me as to what this is? I'm almost afraid to ask.

 

[mikeyandscoobyx2]

Can somebody pm me as to what this is? I'm almost afraid to ask.

rofl a game of prizes LOL.

Cardinal. I made my own rules. and fine, ill fix them. give meh a second.

 

[mikeyandscoobyx2]

I highlighted what were the best parts

Gee! Thanks!

Cardinal, I found a shortcut!

Quick fix, all better

 

[aengus]

Dear Yavn,

I spent 50,000 credits a day prior on confetti magic. If even for a moment you were thinking of dropping the price, retaliation would be swift and without mercy.

I would indeed give Cardinal your voicemail phone number