Caption This!

[Robinrs]

 

[Tinkermommy]

After her conviction for strangling Ken with his ascot, Barbie's only comment to the press was "My only regret is that I will die in horizontal stripes."

 

[Philagoofy]

After years of getting the wrong gifts & being denigrated for it, Ken's surprise birthday gift of a trip to the hair salon for Barbie came as a real shock to her.



I really like your's Tinkermommy.

 

[bettymae1121]

I know wearing white after Labor day is a Fashion Crime, but isn't this punishment a bit over the top?

 

[wvjules]

After her conviction for strangling Ken with his ascot, Barbie's only comment to the press was "My only regret is that I will die in horizontal stripes."

Awesome!

 

[ChristaDeVil]

After years of wearing impossibly uncomfortable shoes, Barbie kicked Ken in the non-existent privates and went on a killing spree....bludgeoning Skipper and the rest of the gang with her immovable fingertips.

 

[Robinrs]

Btw, the winning caption on Funny or Die was this:

Guilty of deceiving 134 million girls

 

[ChristaDeVil]

Btw, the winning caption on Funny or Die was this:

Guilty of deceiving 134 million girls

 

[FireDancer]

"Perhaps the outrage by members of our society who blame Barbie for every eating disorder known to man because she promotes an unrealistic ideal have finally gone a step too far."

 

[Lanshark]

Get the Fabreeze. This is gonna stink

 

[mamacatnv]

When they said Sparky, I thought it was an accessory

 

[focusondisney]

"Now the final doll in the Barbie series: Capital Punishment Barbie".

 

[N&B'smom]

This outfit is not complete without my black and white striped heels.

 

[Luv Bunnies]

Barbie's last regret was that she couldn't figure out how to sit like a lady in the electric chair.

 

[akcire]

"Who knew Barbie lived in Texas? ........Thinking back to when she had hair---it sort of makes sense"

 

[DarthKTrava]

When they said Sparky, I thought it was an accessory

Or: "When they said Sparky, I thought it was a pet doggie for Barbie. Boy was I wrong."

 

[DBL101]

No, Jolt Cola!

 

[Robinrs]

Sadly, Ken's body has never been found.

 

[OceanAnnie]

Barbie's last words, "I've heard of a crime of fashion, but this is ridiculous!"