Caption game 9/17/03

[BarryHom]

What's up with this?

 

[BONZO]

ROAR! - Who stole my Turkey leg?

 

[jfulcer]

People start to queue up for the daily tour of Godzilla's dung heap.

 

[WDWHound]

(ring ring)

"Hello, This is Disneyland personnel, may I help you?
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"Yes, we know all about the situation at the Materhorn"
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"Yes, we know his head has punched through the top of the ride. "
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"Look, I'm sorry. The abominable snowman called in sick at the last minute, so we didn't have much time to find a replacement. Zilla was the best we could do"
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"Fine, you want him out of there, you go up and tell him"
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"Yeah, I didn't think so"
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"Tinkerbell? What about Tinkerbell?"
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"HE ATE HER? What do you mean he ate her?!!! What was she doing up there anyway?"
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"She was practicing? Practicing for what?"
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"Oh yeah, I forgot she flies from there during the fireworks. Well, eating a co-worker has got to be grounds for termination. I'll see if I can get security to escort him out of the park. They probably wont be to too keen on the idea, but.... Oh Blast!!, now we'll need a replacement for Tinkerbell too. Who can we get on such short notice? Hmmmm, I wonder if Rodan is available."

 

[cardaway]

Engineers place wider paths in Japanese theme parks to accommodate a wide variety of guests, which includes unfortunate victims of past nuclear accidents.

 

[alabamaalan]

If people pay good money to go into a park infested with giant rodents, they'll go to one with a large lizard too!

 

[BONZO]

Director: CUT!

Actor: Why?

Director: This is a remake of "The Birdcage" - I said "Enter with Drag on!"

 

[alabamaalan]

{{groan}} Oh, Bonzo...