One day, Ronald just snapped. The police were called when the burger pushing clown began harassing a customer at local McDonalds, shouting "A diet coke? You just supersized a McRib meal and you want a diet coke? I know I'm just a clown, but am I the only one who can see the irony in that? You must be a McMoron!"
When police arrived, Ronald was sitting in a corner booth muttering "I'm not lovin' it, I'm not lovin' it" over and over again. A police accessment stated the Ronald was mentally unstable. "Yup, he's one toy short of a happy meal" said a police spokesman.
Ronalds lawyer has stated that he expects all charges to be dropped. "He's just a clown that couldn't take it anymore, He deserves a break today" said his attorney