WARNING!! WARNING!!
EXTREME DULLNESS AHEAD!!!
WARNING!!
So it will be like reading one of my TRs, then.
That is when I get around to updating them
Trust me,
(as you always should.)
Are you running for some king of political office?
No, today I decided... to drive around
and pick up poker chips at Harley dealerships.
I go out of my way to see ships; you go out of your way to see Harleys.
I can deal with that.
It was located on Stanley street.
I remember thinking "What an odd name for a street."
Silly me, I’d have just assumed it was a family name with importance to the city.
Oh wait, technically it is, just through an object named for a person
Yeah. Okay. I'm an idiot.
(Would you please stop nodding in agreement!!)
Who me?
Nodding?
Nodding off, maybe but as for the idiot comment…
You’re in good company.
I snapped this picture of a train station.
Just for you.
Magnanimous of you.
Imposing yes…
In a nineteenth century penitentiary kind of way.
But I promise, if anyone's still reading,
Zzzzzzz…
Eventually, my car showed up
and we did the walk around thing.
You know, the one where they make a point
of ignoring any dings?
Not to worry, they’ll be far more thorough when you return it.
For those who've been following along
since my first TR...
(And for Gawd's sake... why?)
Remember… idiots… you said it yourself.
(Although I did join up a bit latter then that one, so I’m actually an unobservant idiot)
Betty... (Her full name is... uh... 'Itching Betty.
except her name is a tautogram.
And now you have something to Google.)
More like a bit of alliteration, add a couple more words to the name and it’d be more applicable.
Yeah, I’m being a smart-s** here, but that’s kind’a my job, so…
So... a two hour round trip for a poker chip.
But it’s a very nice poker chip.
(I warned you... I warned you!
Have your eyes glazed over yet?)
Huh, what?
Ummmm, no…
No, not at all…
It’s not like I was looking at other web sites during this part of something like that
<<quickly hits Alt-Tab>>
I wanted something cold,
and a little sumptin-sumptin
to gnaw on.
Oooooo, I like where this is going…
Oh, wait, you just talking about food.
Never mind.
And I knew just the place.
Heck every Canadian knows just the place.
And by now, you probably do too.
I wouldn’t be betting against it.
3. It takes credit cards... At $12 a pop, it better!
Must be some high class parking based on that price.
I stopped what I was doing
and looked... really looked at the machine.
oh
It wasn't obvious,
but for that one question,
you were supposed to push somewhere else.
I hate it when software developers do
<< insert swear word of choice here>> like that…
Be consistent people! Sheeeese….
Especially if you want folks to give up 12$ bucks just for parking.
Wait? What is that in US, I haven’t looked at the exchange rate lately?
That's the Olympic Stadium in the background.
Well... part of it.
Actually, what you can see,
is the tallest inclined tower in the world.
Cool, huh?
Looks like some kind of three-eyed alien robot preparing to vomit on all the terrified humans below.
So yeah, very cool indeed!
Built for the 1976 Olympics,
the stadium is still the largest seating
capacity stadium in Canada.
Wasn’t the tower itself not yet completed when the games started?
Trying to remember back to my early teens here, so I may be wrong about that.
Or the "Big Owe" for what it cost.
I do remember something about it bankrupting the city.
But then again, that’s common for most Olympic host cities
As I approached the ticket booth,
my eye fell upon this sign.
I picked it up, put it back in its socket
Are. You. Frickin'. Kidding. Me?????
Bend over s'il vous plait.
It cost me $12 to park my car for 5 minutes.
The Big Ow.
As I drove off in disgust, I sadly shook my head.
Guess you know what that means, don't you?
You’re headed to the Musee des Beaux-Arts instead?
Well, too bad! We're off to another Harley store!
Same thing…
If you consider motorcycles to be Beaux-Art
Until I reached for my iced lemonade.
The one that I'd had maybe a quarter of.
The one that I left on top of the #$&^#* ticket machine!!!
I passed the Botanical Garden again.
You know. Just to rub salt in the wound.
That actually speeds the healing, ya’ know.
Hurts like a….
But still.
Apparently, in Montreal, rush hour means
every man (or woman... or uber... or Tesla...)
for himself (or herself.)
Not unlike many metropolitan areas.
Maybe it's because I'm from a relatively small city.
I find that fact does make me a bit spoiled at times…
It's a lateral game of chicken.
Or bumper cars…
If I lived there I’d be tempted to hang old tires off the side of the car like tug boats have been known to do. Then you can get out there and jostle around a bit…
<<wham>> got back over there ya’ moron!
I don't remember what we rented,
only that we couldn't watch it.
The TV had so much static,
that it rendered the movie un-watchable.
Most current films are neigh unwatchable in the first place.
The static may have been an enhancement.
<<alt-tab>>
What?
Did you say something?
You're gonn’a need a bigger cone-of-shame
"SHE GOT OUT OF HER LEASH!! CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME!!
Surprise, surprise, surprise…
Maybe we'll be lucky and she'll be okay.
Today, she seems fine. No limping.
I’ve got my money on: y’all got lucky and she’s good.
I had an idea a few days ago, to simplify things a bit.
Rube Goldberg would not approve.
But... dang...
What is with this dog and cones/collars/leashes?
Seems pretty normal as critters go.
Thanks to everyone for the kind words
not only in reference to Luna,
but to the cancelled trip as well.
That was unfortunate
Well.... maybe we can try next year on the cruise.
Gives me more time to research it, anyway.
And... <puts on flame suit> maybe a Disney cruise
isn't the best option for us.
Maybe it is... maybe it isn't.
No flames…
You can do very well for less bucks on other lines.
DCL is wonderful, and hands down, maybe the best at it.
(Especially for those of us with the Dis bug), but for a couple of reasons they are pricey.
In any case, I’m willing to bet that once you try cruising, you’ll be hooked.
It’s quite addictive.
"Well, maybe we can do something around here?" She said.
"Maybe Banff?"
Cool!
I won’t be getting up that way any time soon, so I’d love to read about that one.
I mean... if I just zipped down for a couple or three days...
on my own....
wouldn't cost that much.
I have a pin code for the resort....
Got a discount code and WestJet dollars for the flight...
Oh?
Ruby said do it.
"You've been working so much. You need this."
You married well above you pay grade, sir.
(which is true for most guys, actually)
I fly out on September 14th, arriving that afternoon.
Spend a few days in Disney.
Fly home on the 18th.
It's all booked.
Good for you.
As of right now, we’ll be arriving on the 18th.
I’ll wave at you as we pass one-n-other at the Welcome Gate.