I showed them around the place,
hopefully not boring them
to tears in the process,
and then had lunch.
We chatted, mostly about Disney,
for about an hour,
before I had to kick them out
and get back to work.
Uh huh. You mean you had to get back to your crossword puzzle.
Waking up at five a.m. for work sucks.
Waking up at five a.m. at Disney is okay.
(It's just "okay"... it's still five a.m.)
Agreed. 5:00 should only come once a day.
Epic Dad joke.
I had no idea flip flops were so dangerous!
Am I a prude for feeling
that the gentleman in
the robe may have been
a touch under-dressed?
Would you go out in public
like that?
I wouldn't be out and about like that. Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I think public spaces call for some decorum.
Maybe I better look a bit
closer before I turn and
head off in the opposite
direction that she wants.
You're a guy. None of us are good at asking for directions.
One thing that I was not
aware of when I plotted
out my drive...
The Michigan Upper Peninsula
is beautiful.
Been years since I was there, but
I mean.... come on.
Who wouldn't want
to drive this?
Especially a couple of weeks after that photo when the fall color reaches its peak.
Future bike trip, for sure.
Make sure you stop here:
Pictured Rocks National Lakeshore

Second day of the drive
and I've already almost
been in an accident.
Well, I'm glad the word "almost" is there.
I had to cross the Mackinac Bridge
to get there.
The bridge is the 19th longest
suspension bridge in the world
and is the "longest … between anchorages
in the Western Hemisphere." (wiki)
Cool bridge. I saw an episode of Dirty Jobs where Mike Rowe was spending the day with the maintenance workers on the bridge. They had to change a light bulb on top of the tower--and had to attach themselves and walk up the cable to get there.
In the teaser before the commercial break, he said, "How many TV hosts does it take to change a light bulb? One, if you can find one stupid enough to do this."
Certainly the Harley store there
was one of the prettier ones I'd seen.
Looks like strict building code in town. I like it!
No, not the kind that you might
find tasseled and counter-rotating.
(Although that too,
would be a fine reason to stop.)
These pasties were for your mouth.
I mean... It's food! I stopped for food!!


The pastie was good,
although not as good as
a good French Canadian tourtiere.
The cole slaw was fine.
The cookie was outstanding.
I tried a pastie when I was there years ago, and I remember thinking: meh.
If you're keeping track,
that was a fourteen and a half hour day.
Pretty much all the rooms looked alike.
Yep. A bed and a TV.
Looks like Signature HD is right near where my brother lives.
We exchanged hellos
in that nervous, hopefully
optimistic way you do when
meeting a fellow DISer
for the first time.
That's very well put.
("Please don't be a jerk. And please wear deodorant!")
Sorry I disappointed you on those counts.
One nice thing about these
first time meets...
You always know that you
share at least one thing
that you can talk about.
Yup.
The weather.


I thought it was politics and religion.
Since I only had an hour or so,
we went and ordered our pizza.
Jenn asked me what I liked
so I gave her several options.
She suggested sausage, ham & bacon.
(I think that's right? Jenn? Sound right?)
All meat.
No kale.
I like the cut of her jib!
I really have to work
on my selfie skills.
It looks like we're balancing
a tomato between our heads.


That makes it better!
Did you see it in this chapter?

Occasionally on time is an improvement, right?