Can someone do this design for me?

[KayBella]

I'm looking for a Cowboy Mickey & Minnie with the front to say "I thought I had him roped in...." and on the back "But he wouldn't wear it..."

I would like DH to say on the back "I don't do matching shirts..."
I would like a coordinating Cowboy Grumpy to put on the back of his shirt.

If you can make the font the same and "match" subtle. (As DH says he won't wear a matching shirt!!!!)

I would like to use light colored shirts and try to avoid cutting out small details if that makes any sense.

Thank you for your time!!!
Carmen