As the OP of the "other thread," or "Mr. Fastpass" as my close friends call me, I can say that I have found this thread perfectly hilarious, and have contributed several posts along the way. Part of this, of course, is because the OP of THIS thread was one of my most staunchest defenders on the "other" thread. In fact, I'm not so sure that the target of this parody isn't the pixie-dust spreading critics of the "other" thread.
That said, I appreciate the concern. I thought the response to the "other" thread was a bit over the top, and it's comforting to see that others saw it the same way. But I'm through with that argument and that thread now, and I have no problem poking a little fun at myself. (As I also did in the "Rude people at Epcot" thread.)
So enough of this sidetrack. Let's get back to the real questions at hand. Such as ...
What's the best way to get Pixie Dust into your system? Snort it? Inject it? Smoke it? What works best?