Bulging Eyes Spinoff: Bent Carrot

[RedAngie]

OK, guys, is this so prevalent that they need a commercial for it?



The risks and side effects mentioned in the commercial make even me cringe and close my legs.

Are there before and after photos on the website?

I thought if you’ve seen a thousand you’ve seen them all, but apparently not.

 

[BrianL]

I caught this one the other day for the first time. It made me chuckle like a 12-year-old. Creative how they got around it.

I did know someone who had that problem, though in his case it was caused by injury and not a condition, so I am not sure the drug would work.

 

[Schneewittchen37]

Gather round the campfire girls.... I've got a story to tell.

There once was a man from Nantucket, with a .....

Actually, never mind, this is the DIS and we don't speak of these things. Sometimes they are just born that way, no disease. And everything works as it should.

 

[nw6675]

I saw it the other day and thought...they will advertise ANYTHING now. Almost as bad as the Annie Murphy birth control commercial!

 

[kymom99]

I see that dumb commercial daily. Nice dinner material. Seriously

 

[BrianL]

I see that dumb commercial daily. Nice dinner material. Seriously

Especially if you're having carrots with dinner!

 

[RedAngie]

 

[nw6675]

Especially if you're having carrots with dinner!

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

OK, guys, is this so prevalent that they need a commercial for it?

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The risks and side effects mentioned in the commercial make even me cringe and close my legs.

Are there before and after photos on the website?

I thought if you’ve seen a thousand you’ve seen them all, but apparently not.

That used to come on during football games. Of course the relatives and neighbors were over and they were running through the side effects and I interjected with

IF YOUR CARROT FALLS OFF, CALL YOUR DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY.......

 

[Mysterian]

I actually never saw it, just looked it up. I read "bent carrot" and pictured a snowman getting a nose job.

Part of the treatment includes "Daily penile stretching exercises" ...isn't that how the problem started? That or they're using it as a door stop or to open cans.