Brian's Back.........

[DanenRox]

I would like to put on the auction block our dear friend: one Rhode Island Male, 33 years old, homeowner, gainfully employed, HUGE Red Sox Fan, good teeth, loves his parents, never married, no children, fan of Disney. Must sell because 3 adults traveling together no longer works (when 2 are married to each other). Will consider all offers.

 

[Cheshire Figment]

Years ago Judy would threaten to list me on eBay. However she said she would have to be truthful and state that I was not trainable.

 

[DanenRox]

Let's up the ante...will include 1 toaster in deal. C'mon ladies, offers like this don't come along every day. A man who loves the mouse and his mother. Seriously though, it's killing us because we would vacation as a group alot, but now husband and I like the aloneness, and we're either going to have to marry off our friend, or adopt him and pretend he's our son. Can you help?

 

[BUPhiSig1997]

I'm definately interested...any chance that you'll be at WDW Aug 26-31?

 

[jedijill]

Is he willing to relocate to Kansas City?

We have really good BBQ!

Jill in KC

 

[DanenRox]

At least two of us will be in WDW 9/24-9/29. Brian was supposed to find someone to travel with so there would be 4 instead of 3 (as I mentioned, 3 is difficult).

re: Kansas City. He likes BBQ.

 

[BUPhiSig1997]

Could you move up your trip?

Me and my two other VERY single friends will be in WDW at the end of August.

 

[Shagley]

Is the toaster a toaster oven?? I really need one for my pop-up camper Actually, my friend and I (both single females, ages 35 & 37) will be staying at Pop Century Sept 24nd - 30th. We can set him up with my friend Joy (she is closer to his age). But I get to keep the toaster as my finders fee!

 

[LUV4TINK]

I can try to keep him busy so you two can go on vacation alone. I will ask him tell me about his trips and ask to see all his WDW pictures.

 

[DanenRox]

Shagley...toaster, toaster oven, a couple of sheep, whatever you need. Tell me about joy, because I've heard about The Night of Joy...any connection?

Luv4Tink...if we leave him in RI, he's yours. If you guys wouldn't mind swinging by and feeding our dog at night that would be great!

 

[tmli]

Sorry I am not available but this has made me laugh out loud!!

 

[LUV4TINK]

Only if your dog won't eat my Maltese!!! You know us Rhode Islanders, if it is more then 10-15 min away. I will have to pack a snack for the journey.

 

[Shagley]

Okay, I will trade my friend Joy for a toaster oven, two black and white pygmy goats, and a cherry snowcone. I just might be the worlds worst pimp

 

[DanenRox]

Excellent work Shagley and Luv4Tink. Now here are the plans:

Plan A: Shagley: ...they must meet and fall in love. We'll need a potion of some kind. I'll be carrying a case with the toaster oven, goats and frozen ice thing. Wear a red carnation. When they marry, you sit on the left, I'll be on the right. Most important, we must NOT make eye contact. Also, we have to have this wrapped up by September.

Plan B: Love4Tink:...will leave snacks for you and Brian. Is the Maltese a snack for my dog, or did I misunderstand?

 

[Shagley]

Plan A: Shagley: ...they must meet and fall in love. We'll need a potion of some kind.

I think we can order Love Potion #9 from Staples and have it delivered to our resorts (free delivery because I have a Staples Reward Card).

Wear a red carnation.

How about red Crocs?

 

[DanenRox]

Shagster: OK...yes to the potion, and good job finding a discount. I'm not sure about the croc's because I'll be packing livestock and they might not get along. I suppose I'll have to let Brian know he's going to get married. Someone should tell Joy.

 

[tiggergirlinMI]

This has made me laugh, very cute thread....I'm too far away or I would help ya out,lol...

 

[LUV4TINK]

DanenRox

OMG!! My baby would not be a snack.....although he a little pudgey because he is full of treats. Plus he moonlights as Buzz Lightyear.. take a look

http://myspace-568.vo.llnwd.net/00618/86/52/618882568_l.jpg

I think I will see if I can get him to moonlight as Captain Jack Sparrow too.

 

[mom2cookies]

unfortunately, i am already married or i would soooo love to help you out. Joy sounds like a good catch. Maybe you could get Brian to Pay her way to the world and make like she 'won" a trip.? Then she would be able to get off work, right? Oh well, hope husband, wives, livestock, and the singles all have a great time.

 

[sandy5764]

This is the greatest thread - I wish one of my married friends would do this for me. I'm in PA, but willing to travel. Count me in as "interested".