Breaking news on Push

[Adventuredaz]

It is sad to announce the disappearance of Push from VMK homepage and newsletter. It is not know whether he rolled of the job, was abducted or has been dismissed from his duties.

His disappearance was rumored throughout the kingdom this evening and when comment was sought from push there was no longer a means to contact him. It is believed that if he was released from his contract. It may be due to rising costs of producing the elusive Push Pin or his relative absence from VMK.

It is believed his duties in vmk have temporarily been assigned to TikiT and it is believed the yeti and Jake are covering at home page. Another possibility is he may have been caught in snow fight cross fire. (Credit goes to qruthie for noticing his absence some of this has be sensationalized for the purpose of entertainment.)

 

[BriarRosie]

Hmm, maybe it's part of the Great Yavn Conspiracy. You know, they orchestrate the disappearance of Push because he "knew too much" about Yavn's long absences.

 

[cteddiesgirl]

 

[aengus]

Hmm, maybe it's part of the Great Yavn Conspiracy. You know, they orchestrate the disappearance of Push because he "knew too much" about Yavn's long absences.

I heard Push was the source for the minnie hat returning rumor!

 

[qruthie]

Perhaps they realized that Push's role in VMK is, um, trivial.

Then again, there were a lot of people who were disappointed when the baseball room wasn't released again. Maybe they mistook Push for yavn and went after him with their baseball bats?

Or, Push got recycled by mistake. We bought a large plastic bin for putting our recyclables at the curb. Hubby labeled it with our name and "RECYCLE". Apparently that's just what they did to it because the bin was gone after the garbage was picked up.

 

[Leila33]

I heard through the grape vine that Yavn's shoes were found in Push and that Push is being held for questioning in Yavn's disappearance.

 

[redshoe]

I heard he was last seen on the Mark Twain Riverboat.

Rumor has it he was pushed.

 

[Berry Princess]

You guys are so funny.

 

[MomsGoneGoofy]

I heard he was reading this thread and said "That's it. I quit VMK and I'm keeping all my stuff. Those peeps aren't getting any Free!"

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1636367

 

[GoofyGeggy]

Perhaps it was a fight between he and the Gator Waitor over who could push people around more? I think they Gator won...

 

[BriarRosie]

I heard Push was the source for the minnie hat returning rumor!

Aha, I knew Push was a troublemaker! That rumor has been around for over a year now. I'm surprised he hasn't gone missing sooner.

Perhaps it was a fight between he and the Gator Waitor over who could push people around more? I think they Gator won...

Oh, the Gator Waiter should have been fired a long time ago. He's nothing but a rabble rouser who is always complaining to the guests how his feet hurt, how he can't wait to visit the VMK Gallery after his shift is over, and hinting broadly about needing a break! It's bad enough that he won't serve food unless you sweet talk him and say what he wants to hear. I think he was sick when the rest of the cast members went through Traditions.

 

[poohluv2u]

We bought a large plastic bin for putting our recyclables at the curb. Hubby labeled it with our name and "RECYCLE". Apparently that's just what they did to it because the bin was gone after the garbage was picked up.

That is too funny

 

[i-love-disney]

Poor Push! I guess the VMK team got angry when he asked for that raise...

 

[aengus]

I heard they Pulled Push because he crossed the lines on the writers strike.

Next week, win an Ellens trivia pin

 

[NotAZoo]

I heard they Pulled Push because he crossed the lines on the writers strike.

Next week, win an Ellens trivia pin

Classic...nice one Aengus

 

[souper]

I heard Push felt slighted because he was not included in the new Cowboy video.

 

[BattyMcDoon]

I heard Push felt slighted because he was not included in the new Cowboy video.

 

[aengus]

I heard Push felt slighted because he was not included in the new Cowboy video.

heh, couldn't come to a contract agreement ROFL.

 

[PopStar]

Push must have threatened Aengus' position of 'Lava Boy'...Aengus had to do SOMETHING, right?

 

[souper]

heh, couldn't come to a contract agreement ROFL.

(And I really need these laughs today)