Noooooooooo, not me.
Got the wife a day at the spa for our annie present. As the gal was adding up the damage (and I was smoking my credit card) I joked about putting a Brazillian wax at the bottom of the list of goodies just to tick off the wife.
Gal looks straight at me and sez "You wouldn't BELIEVE how many husbands call here and book a Brazillian wax for their wives and not tell 'em"
I just tried to imagine the look on the woman's face when she shows up and finds out about the 'service'
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"Your gonna do WHAT to WHERE?"