strikes me as a case of parents "helping" jr. get something that sets him apart on those college and career applications

wonder if the parents (if proven to have assisted in this stupidity) could be billed for all of the time and energy all the applicable agencies redirected from those truly in need.
(they could just pay it out of the dateline, primetime live...and book deals they probably had negotiatied before he ever returned to u.s. soil).