Underground Spoilers:
Monday--Ridge grows tired of his traditional "conservative" scarf and decides the Brooke's Bedroom Collection is better suited to his.....unique....style. Brooke is dismayed to discover she is beginning to look like the masculine half of their power couple.
Tuesday----Thorne tells Taylor a knee-slapper of a joke and in a futile attempt to form laugh lines, her face begins to crack. She diverts attention from this by activating her pufferfish lips.
Wednesday---Liam comes to the realization that he truly DOES makes decisions using something other than the head on his shoulders and asks himself if he can ever really get Little Liam under control.....
Thursday---Steffi watches the Biology Channel one night, the wheels start turning, and she has to face the fact that the whole Forrester/Logan clan is inbred and that somehow, some way, Liam will turn out to be AT LEAST her half brother.....meaning their otherwise gorgeous children will have 3 heads. She has to weigh the reality of this against sticking it to Hope.
Friday---Thorne is angry at himself for missing his chance to strangle Ridge while he was still in his "conservative" scarf phase. It's the story of his life.....missed opportunities. But he has high hopes that he can tighten Ridge's new red bustier so snugly that The Great One will turn blue and die, leaving us all to watch at least one year of Brooke and Taylor fighting over who will get his pretty little corpse.
Stayed tuned for next week.

