Blonde Moments?

[LemonFruitChew13]

Have you or you friends ever had any blonde moments? if so what are some

i was talking to my friend on the internet n here is our convo (part of it):

ME: i got a varsity letter n after i was talking to connie n she was like u should put the letter on ur pants it would be cool i was like yea connie

MY FRIEND: wait.. whts a varsity letter? a note letter?or letter letter like abcde...

ME: abcd

MY FRIEND: oooo i get y connie said that now..i was like y r u putting a note on ur pants

there are more so when i get time i'll post them

 

[Roxter79]

I know I've had tons, but I can't think of any right now.

 

[disneyangel7488]

I am blonde, so as you can imagine I have had A LOT of blonde moments.

 

[StitchGirl88]

i'm blond and i run into walls and all that junk!!LOL!!

 

[Manda1219]

Oooo man I have those all the time! I can think of my 3 stand outs....

Looking at my boyfriends new digital camera:
Me: Hey hun, what are those two backwards E's for?
Joel: Um...that says 33......
((33 pictures left))

Me: Well...I think that's because Manhattan has an intersection on every block!

Joel: The only fish allowed in our house are Gorton's.
Me: What's a Gorton?

and the list goes on.....

 

[teh fish]

putting the cereal/oatmeal in the fridge and putting the milk in the cupboard.

 

[DHSsenior007]

Last year I was with my (then) best friend, and I was describing this Hawaii drink. I said, "It's like fruit punch but fruitier!!" She'll never let me live that down! We were in my parents car, and we were laughing sooooo hard but my parents were totally clueless.

 

[nsyncraider17]

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[Twinkles6892]

My friends and I were in the mall one time and I wasn't looking where i was going, but i saw a shoe and assumed it was one of my friends, so i flat tired her. But when I brought my head up, it was an old lady. I screamed "I'm so sorry Maim, I'm so sorry" "That's ok dear, just let me fix my metal hip..."

 

[spacemountain]

my one friend has so many blonde moments we renamed them "andrea moments" after her

one is when she did her science fair project a couple of years ago on which wood cleaner works the best and after her speech the judges asked her what teak wood was and she said "uh i think its cheap wood". the next day we found out it was a really expensive wood. me and my other friend who was there then still make fun of her for it

 

[PolynessianBaby]

Wow....Don't even get me started my best friend Amanda and i have so many blonde moments its not even funny! They are so stupid but so funny! my friends kyle ozzy and isaac always tell me that i truely am blonde and i am always like...Well DURF!! Amanda and I have a blonde moment every single day! Actually we have them like every hour at school...but we love to go up to strangers and say stuff like i love red hats...yep..yep...just thought I'd let you know i love red hats! and then walk away and start laughinh our heads off!!!!
*Talor*