I have two. They are burnette jokes because I am a blonde( and I ahve beat up a few people for making fun of it!!!)
1:
A burnette walks into a barbershop.
Bu- A little bit of the top please.
Ba- Well, you'll need to take off those headphones.
Bu- No! I need those.
Well, the barber takes them off anyway, and the burnette dies. Miracously, she comes back.
Bu- A little bit of the top please.
Ba- Well, you'll need to take off those headphones.
Bu- No! I need those.
Again, the girl dies. Then she comes back again. This repeats for a few hours. The burnette dies for like, the 10th time. The barber takes off the headphones to hear what was soooooo important. There is a recording that is saying: "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out".
2:
A burnette walks into a store and says, "I would like to buy this T.V."
The man behind the counter says, " Well, you can't."
The burnette gets mad and leaves.
The next day:
The same burnette walks into a store and says, "I would like to buy this T.V."
The man behind the counter says, " Well, you can't."
The burnette gets mad and leaves.
The man helping behind the counter says, "Why won't you let her buy the T.V.?"
The manager says,"Well, that isn't a T.V., it's a microwave."
3: I also have another one.
A duck walks into a store and asks,"You got any gum?" The man says no. The duck returns every day for a week and gets the same answer each time: No. The next day, the duck asks about the gum and the man says, " If you ask again about the stupid gum, I'll staple your feet to the floor!" The duck returns the next day and asks, "Do you have any staples?" The man says no. So the duck asks, You got any gum?"
I got these from a friend, I didn't make them up.
