Blonde joke, as told to me by DD9

[ElizK]

The jokes coming from her are usually pretty silly, but this one really made me laugh:


A blonde decided to hang herself. She put the rope around her neck, but then took it off her neck and tied it around her waist. A friend of hers came along and asked her what she was doing.
"I'm hanging myself," she said.
"But the rope is supposed to be around your neck," replied the friend.
"I tried that," said the blonde," but I couldn't breathe."


Now, obviously, the suicide part of that is very definitely not funny, but hearing this joke from a 9 year old girl was hysterical!

 

[Jungle Skipper]

Thats so wrong..yet oh so funny.

Jungle Josh

 

[tandrjohn]

A little sick...but very funny!

 

[Galahad]

I posted this story yesterday. Wonder if it would work for say, bald jokes.....

Blonds affected by jokes.....

 

[auntpolly]

What do you call a dead blonde girl you find in the closet?


(keep in mind, I am a blonde girl...uh.....woman)



The winner of the hide and seek game.

 

[ElizK]

Now that's bad!

 

[teh fish]

a blonde comes home to see her husband in bed with another woman. She pulls out a gun and points it at him. however, she is so distraught that she puts the gun to her head.

"don't do it!!" he shouts.

She replies "Shut up. You're next."

 

[Lanshark]

Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building. The italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says "Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!" The chinese opens his lunch box to find rice and says "Man, if I get rice one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!" The blonde opens his lunch box to find a cheeseburger and says" Man, if I get a cheeseburger one more time im going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"

So the next day they all got the same thing and they jumped off the building to their death.

That weekend at the funeral, the italian and the chinese wives are crying and saying "I would have fixed him something else for lunch but he never told me." And as the two wives stare at the blondes wife, they both ask why she isn't sad about her husbands death, the blonde replys "Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."