Birthday Suggestions

[kingLouiethe1]

Didn't Neil sing a song called-
Cracklin' Rosie?

You're right! We should have locked Rosie in the house with the cooking goat.

 

[wallyb]

... Cracklin rose, youre a store-bought woman

 

[rosiep]

... Cracklin rose, youre a store-bought woman

But I make him sing like a guitar strummin'.....(?????? That doesn't make sense! Hell it doesn't even really rhyme!!!)

And Rob...cause if you don't I'll poke you with a big stick! And NOT the good kind..

 

[minicoopercraig]

Okay, I have to admit my DH literally DRAGGED me to the Pittsburgh Neil Diamond show, and I have to say, I am not a fan. There are a couple songs that are catchy, and that aren't too sappy, but the others, well, let's just say I'm not rushing out for the CD.

As far as Rosie's birthday goes, I can send jokes, and maybe a well wishes card, but I don't know the day or an address to send gift certificates to.

 

[billysotherdad]

Cracklin rosie, get on board
Were gonna ride till there aint no more to go
Taking it slow
Lord, dont you know
Have made me a time with a poor mans lady

Hitchin on a twilight train
Aint nothing here that I care to take along
Maybe a song
To sing when I want
Dont need to say please to no man for a happy tune

Oh, I love my rosie child
You got the way to make me happy
You and me, we go in style
Cracklin rose, youre a store bought woman
You make me sing like a guitar hummin
So hang on to me, girl
Our song keeps runnin on

Play it now
Play it now, my baby

Cracklin rosie, make me a smile
Girl if it lasts for an hour, thats alright
We got all night
To set the world right
Find us a dream that dont ask no questions, yeah

Oh, I love my rosie child
You got the way to make me happy
You and me, we go in style
Cracklin rose, youre a store-bought woman
You make me sing like a guitar hummin
So hang on to me, girl
Our song keeps runnin on

Play it now
Play it now
Play it now, my baby

Cracklin rosie, make me a smile
Girl if it lasts for an hour, thats all right
We got all night
To set the world right
Find us a dream that dont ask no question, yeah

 

[rosiep]

Okay, I have to admit my DH literally DRAGGED me to the Pittsburgh Neil Diamond show, and I have to say, I am not a fan. There are a couple songs that are catchy, and that aren't too sappy, but the others, well, let's just say I'm not rushing out for the CD.

As far as Rosie's birthday goes, I can send jokes, and maybe a well wishes card, but I don't know the day or an address to send gift certificates to.

It's on Thursday Sept 4th. It's Jamie's Birthday too.
Jokes are a great idea..otherwise it's virtual gifts all the way....

 

[rpmdfw]

otherwise it's virtual gifts all the way....

So you don't want the tickets to the Neil Diamond concert I was going to get you?

He'll be in Portland on September 22nd!

He really does put on a great show!

 

[rosiep]

So you don't want the tickets to the Neil Diamond concert I was going to get you?

He'll be in Portland on September 22nd!

He really does put on a great show!

Driving DD to the train station yesterday I passed the stadium where he'll be playing....big NEON billboard..
But, no thank you, no Neil Diamond tickets for me....maybe Jamie'll want them. Or MiniCooperCraig....his birthday is the 3rd!!!!

 

[minicoopercraig]

NO, no no my birthday's on the 5th, the day after Rosie's! Isn't that weird! And NO I DON'T WANT NEIL DIAMOND TICKETS!!!

 

[rpmdfw]

Driving DD to the train station yesterday I passed the stadium where he'll be playing....big NEON billboard..
But, no thank you, no Neil Diamond tickets for me....maybe Jamie'll want them. Or MiniCooperCraig....his birthday is the 3rd!!!!

You would deny such a heart felt gift from me?

Lady, you have no soul!

You have wounded me!

 

[rpmdfw]

NO, no no my birthday's on the 5th, the day after Rosie's! Isn't that weird! And NO I DON'T WANT NEIL DIAMOND TICKETS!!!

Well, fine!

I wasn't offering them to you anyway!

 

[rosiep]

You would deny such a heart felt gift from me?

Lady, you have no soul!

You have wounded me!

Ok...send them. I'm sure I can scalp the somewhere.....Why! I bet I get 50cents or maybe a dollar even!

 

[minicoopercraig]

Oh rosie, you underestimate the following Neil has, there are blue-haired biddies out there that would kill for the chance to throw their knickers at him!

 

[rpmdfw]

Oh rosie, you underestimate the following Neil has, there are blue-haired biddies out there that would kill for the chance to throw their knickers at him!

You are now officially on my list.

Watch your back!

 

[TuckandStuiesMom]

Oh rosie, you underestimate the following Neil has, there are blue-haired biddies out there that would kill for the chance to throw their knickers at him!

HEY!!!!!

I resemble that remark... HOWEVER... my knicker-throwing is restricted to Black Flag...

 

[rpmdfw]

HEY!!!!!

I resemble that remark... HOWEVER... my knicker-throwing is restricted to Black Flag...

Oooh! Henry Rollins!

Yummy!

 

[rosiep]

Oooh! Henry Rollins!

Yummy!

Ooooh TuckandStuiesMom knickers.....I'll sing Annihilate the Week for you...

 

[minicoopercraig]

This thread has kinda gone downhill. Well...it's not like it had far to go anyway. LOL.

 

[TuckandStuiesMom]

This thread has kinda gone downhill. Well...it's not like it had far to go anyway. LOL.

Now... who was it that brought up the subject of knickers-tossing?????

 

[TuckandStuiesMom]

Ooooh TuckandStuiesMom knickers.....I'll sing Annihilate the Week for you...

DAMAGED!!! bwang! bwang! bwang!