Birthday Suggestions

[rosiep]

Because I am a GIVER, I will give you suggestions for my upcoming birthday:

Chocolate good; Okra bad
Mammels yes, Reptiles no
Visa, Mastercard, Discover and Amex...all acceptable
Clothing on the other hand is a BIG NO-NO

 

[wallyb]

One snakeskin frock on order!

 

[rosiep]

That's it! You're out of my will!

(and I was going to leave you my complete Neil Diamond CD collection!)

 

[wallyb]

That's it! You're out of my will!

(and I was going to leave you my complete Neil Diamond CD collection!)

Dodged a bullet!

 

[rosiep]

Dodged a bullet!

You think so? Now I'm sending you a great big bag of poo....Not even waiting until I'm dead.

 

[wallyb]

You think so? Now I'm sending you a great big bag of poo....Not even waiting until I'm dead.

Your coming to visit me.

 

[rpmdfw]

I already have the Neil Diamond Greatest hits CDs!

He's one of my favorite performers of all time!

 

[rosiep]

I already have the Neil Diamond Greatest hits CDs!

He's one of my favorite performers of all time!

As Laura Petrie once said:

OH ROB!!!!

 

[wallyb]

Oh Rob!

I had such hopes.

 

[rosiep]

Your coming to visit me.

Yes! And I'm making James stay home! So There!

 

[wallyb]

Yes! And I'm making James stay home! So There!

Oh Rosie

I had such hopes.

 

[rpmdfw]

As Laura Petrie once said:

OH ROB!!!!

Oh Rob!

I had such hopes.

What?

I'm being serious.

So I guess you don't want to hear about the three times I've seen him in concert?

 

[rosiep]

Forget about your hopes..It's going to be MY birthday....
So? Whatja get me?

 

[rosiep]

What?

I'm being serious.

So I guess you don't want to hear about the three times I've seen him in concert?

NO, we don't

 

[kingLouiethe1]

I got you a cake, it's made with real monkey.

What should we do with the extra monkey parts

 

[rosiep]

I got you a cake, it's made with real monkey.

What should we do with the extra monkey parts

Oh yeah? You know all that Diet Coke you've been drinking? Wonder why the hips are getting bigger?? That's right! I made the switch.....hahahahahahahahah You'll never fit into that cummerbund now!!!

 

[rpmdfw]

NO, we don't

Wow. You're a meanie.

Why should I get a big ole meanie something for her birthday?

 

[wallyb]

What?

I'm being serious.

So I guess you don't want to hear about the three times I've seen him in concert?

One wonders if Rob has one of those sparkly tops of Neil's
he wears on special occasions

 

[kingLouiethe1]

One wonders if Rob has one of those sparkly tops of Neil's
he wears on special occasions

one?

 

[wallyb]

Didn't Neil sing a song called-
Cracklin' Rosie?