Just relaying my TSA experience comparing two different airports. One was at Manchester, NH airport: DD-16 was mortified to have her backpack searched because her iPod headphone wires showed up on the xray machine. They took her aside and searched every nook and cranny of that backpack. Once they discovered it was as iPod, they seriously searched every inch of the iPod as well, turning it over and over, whispering and murmurming about it (like every teenager on the planet doesn't have one of these)!?!?!?! Still, at least they were being thorough.
On the flip side, we flew out of Boston last Feb. and DH put his fanny pack on the conveyer, it went through fine and they gave it back to him at the end. We headed to the gate and decided to get a quick bite to eat and when DH opened his fanny pack to get his wallet, noticed that his "Leatherman" was in the pack! He hadn't used the pack in quite a while and didn't realize the tool was in it. For those who don't know what this is, it's a folding utility tool, sort of like a Swiss Army knife, but it has multiple knife blades, screwdriver tips, etc. on it. This was one of the bigger ones....probably 6 inches long or so. It went through Boston security just fine, with no questions.
I think I much prefer being "inconvenienced" on the side of safety.
But, OP, I just love how you relayed your experience....I was laughing out loud at work (not a good thing, BTW!!) Glad DD's cup made it home safely!
Sammy