Best Line Ever

[Marshel]

I'm in EPCOT right now doing the WS loop and heard the best husband to wife) ine "I went all the way to Canada to try and find a pretzel for you."

 

[Yeabower]

Love it!

 

[MDIME]

Too bad he didn’t have a Touring Plans subscription and the Lines app.. could have searched a pretzel on there. But this story is WAY better!

 

[ScottOKW2K]

Best line I heard at WDW - family going into Magic Kingdom in the morning, wife leading and husband in the rear. Don't know what she said, but his response was "love of my life" followed by a much quieter "bane of my existence".

And the best line I said was with me and the ex one evening during Illuminations. We were in the Mexico/Norway area, and the smoke from the fireworks was drifting towards Germany. I mentioned to her "I bet I know what song they are thinking about in Germany." She asked "what?" My response "Smoke on the Water, Fire in the Sky" Another guest near us must have been listening to our conversation because he lost it at that point.

 

[going/again]

In animal kingdom at the tiger enclosure, my wife was looking through the window sat in her power chair,
When a tiger suddenly stood up at the window in front of her,. I said it must of thought it's meals on wheels,

Everyone around looked at me disgusted, till they realised she was with me and laughing.