So, not to be a downer, but we’ve been to the Caymans 5-6? times and it’s our least favorite port. We’re a party of 6, and we’ve decided for the 2nd time to stay on board. Here’s our thoughts:
1) Sting Ray City is so cool. But it’s kind of a one and done. It gets REALLY crowded. The water is deeper than standing on a sandbar, and it can get kind of hard for little ones to not float around. In no way am I saying it’s unsafe or they’d float away, but parents basically have to hold onto little ones the whole time. The water can be about 4’ deep, with a mild current and small waves.
2) Rum Point is not a very nice beach, and has sub par food and pretty snarky workers. You’re not given a beach chair, and its all first come first serve. It’s clear from the people visiting the resort and those working there that cruisers are not too welcome. There’s not really enough chairs to go around. The beach is kind of dark dirty sand, and not particularly pretty. Worse of all, they’ve got a kind of $ scam going. If you want to buy a drink, they accept $ but make change in cayman currency. It may be the law, but unless you’re going to buy something with cayman currency you’re stuck with the useless cayman money. So, you think, no,problem…I’ll just buy another drink. Except, drinks cost more at Rum Point if you use Cayman money. It’s been 10 years and we’re still salty over that.
3) the turtle farm is cute and all, until you realize it’s a turtle meat factory. All the little turtles you pet are going to be slaughtered across the road for turtle meat. You can buy canned turtle meat at the gift shop tho, if that seems appetizing…it was odd, to say the least. We went there on an island tour. The tour mostly consists of the guide pointing out all the banks, talking about financial ploys and pointing out the back of resorts. He did talk about island politics which was sad and interestin.
4) Hell is just a tiny souvenir shop with a post office and a field of somewhat interesting volcanic rocks out back. If you look at the pictures you’ve experienced it.
5) the port itself has the exact same shops you can visit everywhere on every island. Tortola (?)
rumcakes, del sol, diamonds international…
6) 7 mile beach was nice years ago, but the erosion from a bad storm is pretty severe, and from what we’ve seen, the places we used to go aren’t the same. The beach is really narrow or completely gone in the areas we used to like. There’s YouTube videos showing it.
So - that’s my Ted talk about why Cayman isn’t our fave…