jimmiej
I invented the Naked Segway Tour
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From The Sporting News:
Three baseball fans go into the forest. The first one, an Astros fan, yells out to God, "Dear God, will the Astros ever go to the World Series?" God answers back, "Yes, my son. The work of Bagwell, Biggio, & Berkman will not go for nothing. Keep the faith."
The second, a Giants fan, goes into the forest & yells out to God, "Dear God, will the Giants ever win the World Series?" God answers back, "Yes, my son. The work of Mays, McCovey, & Bonds will not go for nothing. Keep the faith."
The third, a Cubs fan, goes into the forest & yells out to God, "Dear God, will the Cubs ever again win the World Series? We've been waiting since 1918." God answers back, "Not in my lifetime."
Three baseball fans go into the forest. The first one, an Astros fan, yells out to God, "Dear God, will the Astros ever go to the World Series?" God answers back, "Yes, my son. The work of Bagwell, Biggio, & Berkman will not go for nothing. Keep the faith."
The second, a Giants fan, goes into the forest & yells out to God, "Dear God, will the Giants ever win the World Series?" God answers back, "Yes, my son. The work of Mays, McCovey, & Bonds will not go for nothing. Keep the faith."
The third, a Cubs fan, goes into the forest & yells out to God, "Dear God, will the Cubs ever again win the World Series? We've been waiting since 1918." God answers back, "Not in my lifetime."
Just don't let Dan see this! 