Ok, this is funny, but not funny at the same time. I was looking at the NTSB's site for what you can carry on for liquids and gels trying to figure out if I can pack and not have to check my bag and was reading down the list of banned items. The list has things like meat cleavers and dynamite-because you never know when you might have to chop up a roast. I know WHY they are on there, it is just funny when you read what is actually listed. http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtravel/prohibited/permitted-prohibited-items.shtm