Bad ride ideas

[The Flyboy]

Bad ride ideas! Mix rides, give them new sponsors or rename them!

How 'bout: Festival of the Loin King - God, no!
One Man's Legacy- The Eisner years
Richie Rich's Great Escape- Bribe the audience with real money (maybe not such a bad idea)
Soarin' over a factory- with real fumes!

 

[TimothyG]

Rollercoaster Earth
Small Thunder Mountain Railroad - Due to funding, a much smaller version of BTMRR
Stitch's Mountain - Stitch takes over Splash Mountain
Stitch-cups - Instead of teacups

 

[The Flyboy]

Sad Tea Party- The cups are filled with water as Alice cries into them
Eisner's Great Escape- When things get bad, Eisner uses legal loopholes to instantly escape the tube, laugh at the pathetic tourists, steal their money and vanish in a puff of smoke
Crash Mountain- Brer Rabbit and co. take a whirl on a GM test facility, but they don't put on their seatbelts
Fanta's Mic- Sponsored by the Coca Cola Corporation
The Carndogger at Goofy's Less than an acre food stand- Whirl around in corn dogs with actual smells. You can have a meal, but you don't know where that car has been!
Donald's Moat- A playground surrounded by waste sewage. Children just love it!
Lace Mountain- You fly around in Doc Martens but encounter a beast that tells you to "Shoe!"
Mission:FACE- Will you apply a celebrity's make-up. Yeah, but not well. Finale includes a high speed chase by a super stretch limo
Your Socks 'n' Solercoaster- Take a high paced journey to get ready for the presentation tonight
Innoventions including new exhibits like "Eye of the Iger" and "VR Accounting" which is poor because of budget cuts
Primeval Hurl- Oh, no!

 

[The Flyboy]

Journey into Imagination with Marvin the Paranoid Android
Alice in Blunderland- Alice visits Rocket Rods, Stitch's Great Escape, Winnie the Pooh's Many Adventures and Journey into your Imagination with Figment, then dies of disappointment. She never makes it to Funderland! *cringes*
Muppet*Vision 6-D- They had to keep adding dimensions! The Muppets find out what happens when they pass the fifth dimension and cross over into... The Twilight Zone!
Chip 'n' Dale's Tee House- A house converted into a crazy golfing course. Cross the vast laundry pile ocean and break the Wall (or shelf) of China
General Knowledge's Pla-Toon Win- GK leads you on funfilled adventure until, when the enemy throws dip all over the floor, it gets even more fun! Unfortunately, due to budget cuts...(you know the rest)
The House of Residents- Meet Mum, Dad, Billy, Martha and Sprinkles, the dog
World of Commotion- An educational ride about the media today (Presented by Time Magazine)
Little Green Men Bumper Cars- Oh, wait!
Primeval Girl- A teenage female triceratops can't find her favourite outfit! (And also she will be extinct, soon)
Lights, Rotors, Action Extreme Water Show- You get this one, right?
The Timekeeper Convention- Our hero meets with Dimekeeper, Mimekeeper, Crimekeeper, Grimekeeper, Rhymekeeper, Limekeeper, and others...

Come on people! Post and let's hear your bad ride ideas!

 

[Grumpy_Disney_Dad]

Econo-lodge elevator of terror-----with only 1 floor in the hotel you just stand in the elevator and scream and cringe at the condition and price of the rooms

 

[cmonroe]

Soarin' over California sewer treatment facilities.

 

[hugsquared]

Econo-lodge elevator of terror-----with only 1 floor in the hotel you just stand in the elevator and scream and cringe at the condition and price of the rooms

 

[kidd_freeper]

The Line Ride - A long, slow moving line winds its way through endless rope lines. At the end of the line, you exit the attraction. Fastpass available.

 

[cmonroe]

The Line Ride - A long, slow moving line winds its way through endless rope lines. At the end of the line, you exit the attraction. Fastpass available.

I like that one!

 

[Daxx]

Unfortunately, I am not as quick witted as the rest of you so I will not attempt to come up w/any new ride ideas. However, I do have to say that we like the line ride, Eisner's Great Escape and the Econo-Lodge Elevator of Terror!

Keep 'em coming ... we're enjoying them! Daxx & Family

 

[The Flyboy]

Welcome to the Down-home Bad Ride Cooking Show!
Yee-ha! An instant recipe for castastrophe is to mix the Making of Me with any ride! Here's some I prepared earlier for y'all!

MAY OR MAY NOT BE OFFENSIVE

The Carousel of Pregnancy- There's a Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow!
Spaceship Birth- Ouch that hurts!
Mitch's Great Escape (at birth)

Anyway, dropping the cookin' gimmick, let's add more!

The Great Groovie Ride- An Audio-Animatronics venture into all the dance moves of long ago. Includes a manual smoke machine (!) and psychadelic colours. Includes the Wizard of Gloss, Razzmatazzablanca and Man!Tasia. Post show area includes revolving dancefloor and retro merchandise

World of Emotion- A history of emotional displays. Starts with basic caveman bickering and moves on to modern concepts like sarcasm and "cool"

Fuzz Lightyear Case-filler Pins- A merchandise shop that is filled with plush and collectables, to the point where you can't help standing on Stitch and there were five presumed dead in yesterday's cave-in

Micestation Cool- Try the latest drinks, Mickey-ade, Pepsi Max (Produced by Angry Dad Goofy bottling) and 7Dwarf-Up! Get yours Medium, Large, or Minnie!

The accounting ride- Takes you through the job of accounting for the Walt Disney Company on Omnimovers. Learn the tricks of the trade, so easy a child could do it! Then you go on the accountaneers' dream ride! A one-scened blank room (you have to walk from here)

Winnie the Moo!- Owl's morphing ray, that has kept him sane from Day One at 100 acre wood, accidently turns Pooh into a cow! Instantly, he eats all the foliage in the wood, turning it into a desert. For the first time ever, Hunny builds up to the point that there are massive flash floods of the sticky substance. With the rest of the gang, can Christopher Robin cough up the 5 cents needed to repair the machine?

Honey I Shrunk the Tourists- Wayne Szlinski's crazy shrinking ray shrinks the audience, and they can't find any cheap solutions, so, the family makes a few bucks by selling "authentic" enlarging Stitch dolls. Their job done, the family leave the tiny amphitheater to go buy a fancy meal.

Pirates of the DVD market- "Yo ho, yo ho, two movies for five dollars!"

Keep 'em coming!

 

[Steffi]

Econo-lodge elevator of terror-----with only 1 floor in the hotel you just stand in the elevator and scream and cringe at the condition and price of the rooms

 

[marypops!]

it's a dull world: get on the boat and watch the dolls dance a happy dance then it ends (ride duration 5 seconds).
test the nation track: ride through a ride while answering questions on multiple WDW things (hosted by the BBC channel in England)
jumbo the flying aeroplane: hop into jumbo as he spins you round and round then takes you home
mythical safari: takes you around a house full of audio animatronics err... i mean animals including the dragon, the sphinx and of course the yeti
alice's mad tee an educational film where alice and friends learn how to golf
please don't worry about the crapiness but they came from the top of my head

 

[qtwns]

Rockin' Stroller Coaster--actually that is what we named our stroller on our last trip to WDW.