Bad Poet's tribute to Dr. Tomorrow

[Tooneric]

I see the esteemed Dr. Tomorrow has passed the 2500 post milestone. As I have spent the entire weekend helping 13yo DS memorize "The Raven", by Edgar Allen Poe, I think it's time the Bad Poet rears his ugly pen once again. Consider it a form of therapy, perhaps a purging of the brain...

"The Doctor", by the Bad Poet

Once upon a midnight dreary,
While I pondered weak and weary
Over nameless flaming posts that fill my heart with sorrow.
Suddenly I start to brighten,
Reading words that do enlighten!
Funny, witty and excitin' lines by Dr. Tomorrow.

Some five hundred and two thousand
Times he’s shared his thoughts for browsin’.
Never harsh but still arousin’ ramblings of his points of view.
Always leaves us with a chuckle.
Is he belt or is he buckle?
Not your ordinary knuckle-head but DISer through and through.

So to you our top hats tip
And as we wait for your next trip
Report, we know it will be hip, and no doubt leave us wanting more.
May your wedding vows renew,
And all your Disney dreams come true.
We can't wait to hear back from you, could you ever be a bore?
Quote the Bad Poet, nevermore!

 

[lsutigger2]

What a great tribute!! Made me smile!

Thanks to both Tooneric and Dr. Tomorrow.

 

[mom2rb]

Great job.

 

[lulu71]

Bravo!!!

 

[DrTomorrow]

I think it was Shakespeare - or maybe it was Stephen Hawking - who said it best, "No man rises so high as he who stoops low enough to inspire bad poetry".

Thanks, I'm honored.

 

[DVCconvert]

"No man rises so high as he who stoops low enough to inspire bad poetry".

Are you sure that wasn't Oprah?

 

[greenban]

Camera pans across the stage of Dr. Tomorrow's tribute and zooms into a tight close up of the Host, Dr. Yesterday!

DY: "As the world continues to mark Dr. Tomorrow's amazing accomplishment of 2500 DISBoard posts, we now go live to our special guest, greenban live from room 5012 at the Boardwalk Villas!

Quick camera roll to plasma screen image of greenban......

100% screen fill with greenban's feed.....

greenban: "Greetings and Salutations, one and all. My family and I are enjoying a wonderful vacation here in the Dr. Tomorrow 1 Bedroom Suite (5012) at BWV. This suite is a remarkable tribute to the great Doctor. In fact the bathroom walls have copies of Dr. T's first, 100th, 500th, 1,000th, 2,000th, and just yesterday, the imagineers laser engraved his 2,500th post into the walls. Mighty interesting and thought provoking glimses into our Our Friend From the Future!. Infact I even have more respect for this giant of a man, and his valient struggle to protect us all from time paradoxi (paradoxes?).

I see by the flashing yellow light that my tribute time is just about over. Let me close with a quick plug for the national non-profit Dr. Tomorrow website: http://www.drtomorrow.com/

Fade back to the main stage and Dr. Yesterday......No sound as he speaks...

Off camera noise of a wireless microphone being taken off, greenban's slightly muffled voice..... "that went fairly well....who do I see about getting my $9.95 internet connection comped for this appearance....Where is the green room, Oy! I gotta start the hike back to the Dr. T. 1 Bedroom suite, such a schlep!... is the buffet still......

Voice of Dr. Yesterday returns as the festivities celibrating Dr. T. continue!


Congrats & all the best, or as Robin Leach used to say:

Pixie Dust Wishes and Mickey Bar Dreams!

-Tony

 

[bobbiwoz]

Wow, nice job, for someone who deserves it.

Bobbi

 

[wtpclc]

Thanks to all who have again brightened my day!

 

[lllovell]

Great poem Bad Poet!

Congrats Dr. T.!!!

 

[Rash]

"Is he belt or is he buckle?" - hilarious. that's quality comedy right there.

 

[Tooneric]

"Is he belt or is he buckle?" - hilarious. that's quality comedy right there.

It's good to see the Rash back on my screen... I'm glad you appreciated that line. I could try to give a lengthy explaination as to the underlying meaning of that line. Perhaps it is that Dr. Tomorrow is the belt that keeps the pants on the DVC Dis Boards, but the truth is it was the only thing I could think of that rhymed.

Greenban, your interview was priceless! I can't wait to see the video!

And Dr. Tomorrow, thanks for all the laughs. We look forward to another 2500 posts. In fact, I'm already starting on the 5,000th tribute. Have a great trip! Have a churro for me.

 

[Rash]

...Perhaps it is that Dr. Tomorrow is the belt that keeps the pants on the DVC Dis Boards...

If Dr. Tomorrow is the belt, and the DVC Dis Boards are the underlying lower torso, then who is the pants? the tiny whities?

I, of course, am the red patchy area on the left upper thigh.

 

[Bracho]

Well done!!.. Well done indeed!!

 

[wtpclc]

If Dr. Tomorrow is the belt, and the DVC Dis Boards are the underlying lower torso, then who is the pants? the tiny whities?

I, of course, am the red patchy area on the left upper thigh.

Come on, we were having a nice thread honoring our well-respected, much beloved, honorable, clean-minded...well, never mind. Continue as you were.

 

[Tooneric]

Hello. Well, I don't really have anything to say at this point. Just trying to get my number of posts to 300.