Cheburashka
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I almost titled this post "Avis Nightmare", but didn't want to exaggerate. My experience was bad, but I'm grateful it at least didn't happen in the middle of the night and/or in a dangerous area- that would have been a true nightmare. It was enough to convince me to never rent from Avis again, though. I am mainly posting this to vent, but if you're casually considering Avis, you might want to take my experience into consideration. Here are the basics:
1. Background: I almost always have rented from Enterprise in the past, which has never subjected me to anything like my experience with Avis. So if I seem shocked by what happened, that's why. I have rented cars plenty of times, but usually with Enterprise, who I have a newfound appreciation for. I also am a single mom who has recently been skirting a mental breaking point due to a chronically sick child (no end yet in sight to his illness) & other bad things (8 year relationship break-up; suddenly having to find a new home in an insane housing market) and/or stressful things (moving into new home; starting graduate school while working full time and mothering a sick kid & moving) currently going on over the past year, and this vacation was a much needed solo break to try to maintain sanity & restore positivity so I can effectively soldier on.
2. Pre-trip I was thrilled to get an apparently awesome pre-paid deal for an Avis standard car for my spring break vacation, which consisted of a cruise that was bookended on each end by one-night stays at different Disney resorts. It was important for me to have a car just in case I tested positive at port, and I didn't want to waste precious time waiting around for buses, etc. I wanted to enjoy my trip to the fullest. Ha. Ha.
3. Pick up of the car at MCO went smoothly, although I was slightly dismayed that the car (a Nissan Altima) didn't seem particularly new and even had the very faint scent of cigarettes.
4. As I drove to my Disney resort, I noticed a "Change Oil Now" message, but let it go. After all, on my Volvo, when I get that message, it means it's time to schedule the oil change (which can take a month to get in for in my hometown's Volvo dealership), and not that the oil has to be changed immediately or else. Nevertheless, it felt strange to drive a car that was so obviously in need of service. Oh well, don't fuss, you're on vacation...
5. The next day I drove the car to Port Canaveral and parked it, very careful to ensure that all interior and exterior lights were off, to avoid the misery of a dead battery after the cruise. I'd already noticed that this car wasn't even advanced enough to turn off its own lights.
6. After my cruise, I dragged my heavy and unwieldy luggage through the Port Canaveral parking garage and into the car, and happily set the course in my phone's map app for Kidani Village. And then the car wouldn't start. I tried again and again, but the engine just mildly revved & would not start. I double checked & no lights had been left on pre-cruise, and the lights & car control panel still functioned. The battery symbol flashed, though, as well as a weird message about a key malfunction.
7. At this point, all of my fragile, cruise-cultivated happiness evaporated. For the next few hours I lost it and wept as I called and called again and again Avis, whose agents kept dropping the calls & requiring a complete explanation at every callback, & whose hold times were very long.
8. Eventually (after about 2 hours of this, literally, it took that long to get an agent on the phone who didn't drop the call halfway through, I WISH I were exaggerating) their stated plan was to have a tow truck take this car away, and for me to ride with the strange tow truck driver
to Melbourne ("only about 45 miles away") to get a replacement car. Um, what about Port Canaveral, where I actually was, or Orlando, where I had come from and was returning to? "No, there are no cars available in Port Canaveral or Orlando." Emotionally fragile though I was, I still had a brain, and knew from experience that there were ample cars in Orlando, at least, and that Avis probably just didn't want to give me a Port Canaveral or Orlando car, because the renting there is so brisk. Why not just farm me out to quiet Melbourne, instead? Oh, and it might be a two-hour wait for the tow truck, and this after the two hour wait to get a cognizant plan out of Avis. Cars were already entering the parking garage for the next Fantasy cruise at this point.
9. I gave up on Avis after hearing this horrible plan that would ruin most of my day (and unsuccessfully trying to reason with them about just taking me to Orlando instead), and finally called AAA, which with the benefit of hindsight, I should have done right away, rather than follow Avis guidelines and call them first. AAA answered the phone within 10 minutes (and they never dropped my call) and had a mechanic at my car within 15 minutes of the call. The mechanic gave me a jump, and diagnosed the battery with a bad cell- I'd been rented a lemon. Shouldn't have been surprising given the condition of the car, but still...
10. The mechanic advised me to drive it to the Avis car rental place in Port Canaveral to get a trade, because he predicted the car would die as soon as I turned off its engine. After hearing of Avis's Melbourne plans for me, no way was I sticking around in Port Canaveral, though. I drove straight to the Orlando airport, holding my bad need to use the restroom the whole time, knowing that I couldn't turn off the car until I reached Avis at MCO.
11. Upon reaching Avis at MCO, I had to rush into the airport terminal to use the bathroom, and hurry back out to the parking garage where my car (and all of my luggage) was. Avis immediately arranged for me a replacement car ("there are no available cars in Orlando", I recalled
) without so much as an apology or raised eyebrow. This was clearly no surprise or unusual occurrence to Avis. I pressed for them to note that I shouldn't be charged for gas due to what had happened (at this point it was nearing the 4 hour mark from when the car had failed to start, really eating into my final vacation day at Disney World), and they agreed, but they dug in their heels about me not wanting to have to pay for tolls, either. To my mind, some kind of financial compensation for this awful product and service should go without saying, but they disagreed.
12. When I walked across the garage to where I was instructed to collect my new rental, there was only an empty space in that spot.
My gear was so heavy that rather than trudge back across the garage to the counter, I flagged down Avis workers to solve the issue on the spot. This took a while, and then more time as I checked out of the garage at exit.
13. The new car, while still a standard, was noticeably nicer than the original- I wondered if that was because it was a pinch hit due to the assigned replacement not being available. I can't help but wonder if they purposefully gave me their crappiest car because I got such a good deal.
14. Finally, 5 hours after this miserable experience began, I arrived at Kidani Village.
This might be no big deal to some who read this. Fine, if that's the case for you. But to me, in my already fragile state, it was an absolutely awful experience. It was also harder than it sounds, because of how long dealing with every part of this took, and how much gear I had to move from place to place as a result, something that isn't physically easy for me.
Life has been very hard for me this year and this ended my much-needed vacation on a negative note. It really hurt to see all of the families arriving for their cruise, while I was alone and trapped through no fault of my own, and not easily able to communicate or make a plan with Avis (and when their plan did come, it was bad and they weren't willing to consider other options).
Those of you who are still here, thanks for listening to my vent. I'm sorry, but I needed that after what happened today.
1. Background: I almost always have rented from Enterprise in the past, which has never subjected me to anything like my experience with Avis. So if I seem shocked by what happened, that's why. I have rented cars plenty of times, but usually with Enterprise, who I have a newfound appreciation for. I also am a single mom who has recently been skirting a mental breaking point due to a chronically sick child (no end yet in sight to his illness) & other bad things (8 year relationship break-up; suddenly having to find a new home in an insane housing market) and/or stressful things (moving into new home; starting graduate school while working full time and mothering a sick kid & moving) currently going on over the past year, and this vacation was a much needed solo break to try to maintain sanity & restore positivity so I can effectively soldier on.
2. Pre-trip I was thrilled to get an apparently awesome pre-paid deal for an Avis standard car for my spring break vacation, which consisted of a cruise that was bookended on each end by one-night stays at different Disney resorts. It was important for me to have a car just in case I tested positive at port, and I didn't want to waste precious time waiting around for buses, etc. I wanted to enjoy my trip to the fullest. Ha. Ha.
3. Pick up of the car at MCO went smoothly, although I was slightly dismayed that the car (a Nissan Altima) didn't seem particularly new and even had the very faint scent of cigarettes.
4. As I drove to my Disney resort, I noticed a "Change Oil Now" message, but let it go. After all, on my Volvo, when I get that message, it means it's time to schedule the oil change (which can take a month to get in for in my hometown's Volvo dealership), and not that the oil has to be changed immediately or else. Nevertheless, it felt strange to drive a car that was so obviously in need of service. Oh well, don't fuss, you're on vacation...
5. The next day I drove the car to Port Canaveral and parked it, very careful to ensure that all interior and exterior lights were off, to avoid the misery of a dead battery after the cruise. I'd already noticed that this car wasn't even advanced enough to turn off its own lights.
6. After my cruise, I dragged my heavy and unwieldy luggage through the Port Canaveral parking garage and into the car, and happily set the course in my phone's map app for Kidani Village. And then the car wouldn't start. I tried again and again, but the engine just mildly revved & would not start. I double checked & no lights had been left on pre-cruise, and the lights & car control panel still functioned. The battery symbol flashed, though, as well as a weird message about a key malfunction.
7. At this point, all of my fragile, cruise-cultivated happiness evaporated. For the next few hours I lost it and wept as I called and called again and again Avis, whose agents kept dropping the calls & requiring a complete explanation at every callback, & whose hold times were very long.
8. Eventually (after about 2 hours of this, literally, it took that long to get an agent on the phone who didn't drop the call halfway through, I WISH I were exaggerating) their stated plan was to have a tow truck take this car away, and for me to ride with the strange tow truck driver

9. I gave up on Avis after hearing this horrible plan that would ruin most of my day (and unsuccessfully trying to reason with them about just taking me to Orlando instead), and finally called AAA, which with the benefit of hindsight, I should have done right away, rather than follow Avis guidelines and call them first. AAA answered the phone within 10 minutes (and they never dropped my call) and had a mechanic at my car within 15 minutes of the call. The mechanic gave me a jump, and diagnosed the battery with a bad cell- I'd been rented a lemon. Shouldn't have been surprising given the condition of the car, but still...
10. The mechanic advised me to drive it to the Avis car rental place in Port Canaveral to get a trade, because he predicted the car would die as soon as I turned off its engine. After hearing of Avis's Melbourne plans for me, no way was I sticking around in Port Canaveral, though. I drove straight to the Orlando airport, holding my bad need to use the restroom the whole time, knowing that I couldn't turn off the car until I reached Avis at MCO.
11. Upon reaching Avis at MCO, I had to rush into the airport terminal to use the bathroom, and hurry back out to the parking garage where my car (and all of my luggage) was. Avis immediately arranged for me a replacement car ("there are no available cars in Orlando", I recalled

12. When I walked across the garage to where I was instructed to collect my new rental, there was only an empty space in that spot.

13. The new car, while still a standard, was noticeably nicer than the original- I wondered if that was because it was a pinch hit due to the assigned replacement not being available. I can't help but wonder if they purposefully gave me their crappiest car because I got such a good deal.
14. Finally, 5 hours after this miserable experience began, I arrived at Kidani Village.
This might be no big deal to some who read this. Fine, if that's the case for you. But to me, in my already fragile state, it was an absolutely awful experience. It was also harder than it sounds, because of how long dealing with every part of this took, and how much gear I had to move from place to place as a result, something that isn't physically easy for me.
Life has been very hard for me this year and this ended my much-needed vacation on a negative note. It really hurt to see all of the families arriving for their cruise, while I was alone and trapped through no fault of my own, and not easily able to communicate or make a plan with Avis (and when their plan did come, it was bad and they weren't willing to consider other options).
Those of you who are still here, thanks for listening to my vent. I'm sorry, but I needed that after what happened today.

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