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Update on World Affairs (from an e-mail I received)
Bitter after being snubbed in the "Axis of Evil," Lybia, China and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be more Evil than that stupid Iran - Iraq - North Korea Axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address. Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new Axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name, " Right. They are just as Evil... in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we are the best Evils...best at being Evil ... we're the best." Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask to join the Axis of Evil. "They told us that it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. "An Axis cannot have any more than three countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War 11 you had Germany, Italy and Japan in the Evil Axis So, you can only have three, and a secret handshake. Ours is wickedly cool." International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered.
Elsewhere, peer conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan and Serbia said they had formed the "Axis of Somewhat Evil," forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of Somewhat Evil" while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable." With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up... Sierra Leone, El Salvador and Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics." Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America."
While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejected the establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names End in "Guay," accusing one of it's members filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay and Chadguay denied the charges. Israel, meanwhile, insisted that they didn't want to join any Axis, but privately, world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.
Bitter after being snubbed in the "Axis of Evil," Lybia, China and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be more Evil than that stupid Iran - Iraq - North Korea Axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address. Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new Axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name, " Right. They are just as Evil... in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we are the best Evils...best at being Evil ... we're the best." Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask to join the Axis of Evil. "They told us that it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. "An Axis cannot have any more than three countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War 11 you had Germany, Italy and Japan in the Evil Axis So, you can only have three, and a secret handshake. Ours is wickedly cool." International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered.
Elsewhere, peer conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan and Serbia said they had formed the "Axis of Somewhat Evil," forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of Somewhat Evil" while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable." With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up... Sierra Leone, El Salvador and Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics." Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America."
While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejected the establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names End in "Guay," accusing one of it's members filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay and Chadguay denied the charges. Israel, meanwhile, insisted that they didn't want to join any Axis, but privately, world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.
