This is concerning an incident that happened almost 18 months ago, Eva! I saw (and spoke with) a man in my back garden who had allegedly robbed our next door neighbour earlier that day. I was required to make a statement at the time and then had to attend an ID line-up in November time. Suffice to say, I couldn't ID the guy - I am hopeless with faces!!! Anyway, I was told that I
might be required as a witness but assumed (see, one should never assume - a$s out of u and me and all that...) as my statement was pretty pointless, I would get called. The trial was postponed
3 times and I was notified a month ago that it should be starting this week. You only get a call the afternoon before whether you're required so I was a bit miffed to get the call at 5.30 yesterday - when I'd already assumed (that word again!) safety...
But the main thing is it's OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And it wasn't too bad -
lots of waiting around but we had a little room and I had a book so all was good there.
I was called 3rd and spent about 15 minutes in the witness box. I did the whole "I swear by Almighty God" thing - very Law & Order!!! I hadn't focused on how it would actually feel beforehand so was surprised at how nervous I became!! My mouth went very dry at one point. But the prosecution lawyer guided me through it and I recounted my version of events. Well, my statement's version of events - I can hardly remember a thing!!!
It was a little tricky when the defence lawyer tried to trip me up about the lenses of this guy's glasses being thick-rimmed or thick. I'd actually meant thick (they were like the bottoms of bottles) but the stoopid policeman had written thick-rimmed and the even stoopider witness (hello!!!) hadn't spotted it and signed the statement without realising!!! Fortunately he allowed me to backtrack and state that I must've meant thick-rimmed if that's what I said - for a moment there, I thought I was going down for perjury!!!
Oooh I'm just so pleased it's finished with. Am actually quite exhausted right now, from the tension I guess - so relaxing with a cuppa coffee...