Attractions and overweight guests at WDW

Oh! I'm glad somebody else besides me, had a potty-mind moment about that...:lmao:

My oldest son is about 6'9" and really whumped his knee getting into the little boats for It's a Small World. AND in-so-doing, smashed the crud outa my thumb as I was getting on in the seat in front of him. Funny thing about that ride -- he was sitting on the same side as my youngest son (no tiny person either) and the boat was riding pretty low in the water.:eek: woulda been pretty dang :lmao: ugly if we'd had to wade out of IASW...

Actually, that might be kinda fun during the summer. You wouldn't have to wait in a long line for Splash Mountain anyway.
:rolleyes1
 
Even I can read into those phrases, and I usually don't think that way! :eek:

Our friends who travel with us on occasion are like that - one loves thrill rides, his partner has horrible motion sickness. I have a bad back, so I send DS on the rides with his "uncle" while the other "uncle" and I wait in the shop at the end. :) DH gets to pick and choose, because there is usually soembody going on the ride and somebody sitting it out.

Wanna here one of my most embarrasing moments in my life? Just one, mind you - I have a way of getting into things - don't know why....

In 2002, whilst exiting out of It's a Small World, my cute little summer dress became entangled, so to speak, in the exit turnstile - To make matters worse, I wasn't wearing any, well, I wasn't wearing, undies.

To that end, no pun intended, I ended up mooning what turned out to be the South Florida Tourism Board...I could laugh or cry - so I chose to laugh -

Everytime I have gone to WDW after, I always expect to see a name change to "It's a Wide World After All"....

<----will be there in 2 weeks....hope springs eternal....<g>
 
Tammie - Either get some panties or wear a skort next time! :rotfl2:

Did I mention it was in 2002? I've since learned my lesson. So much so, that when I go out now, age and <big sigh> gravity have made it necessary to have an entire infrastructure goin' on to keep everything where it should be. Good news is my mom is happy though!!!:laundy:
 

In 2002, whilst exiting out of It's a Small World, my cute little summer dress became entangled, so to speak, in the exit turnstile - To make matters worse, I wasn't wearing any, well, I wasn't wearing, undies.
To that end, no pun intended, I ended up mooning what turned out to be the South Florida Tourism Board...I could laugh or cry - so I chose to laugh -

I know there's a song called ::yes:: Moon Over Miami - but -
:sad2: Moon over Orlando?

Don't you listen to your Mama girl?
 
Wanna here one of my most embarrasing moments in my life? Just one, mind you - I have a way of getting into things - don't know why....

In 2002, whilst exiting out of It's a Small World, my cute little summer dress became entangled, so to speak, in the exit turnstile - To make matters worse, I wasn't wearing any, well, I wasn't wearing, undies.

To that end, no pun intended, I ended up mooning what turned out to be the South Florida Tourism Board...I could laugh or cry - so I chose to laugh -

Everytime I have gone to WDW after, I always expect to see a name change to "It's a Wide World After All"....

<----will be there in 2 weeks....hope springs eternal....<g>

Oh Well -- you don't know any of those people and you're never gonna see'em again, anyways (at least that's what I told myself when I looked down and noticed My 3 YO grandson relieving himself through a hole in the side of the bridge to Adventureland on our last trip...)
 
That's so wrong! They have seat belt extenders. Why didn't the CM offer her one?!!? :mad:

Let's just say, her rear was rather large and she couldn't even fit in the seat. To make matters worse, she and her friends were split up in the ride vehicle. She was in the front row and her friends were in the back row. So she had to turn around and announce to everyone in the vehicle as she told her friends that she couldn't fit and she would wait for them outside. We all felt so bad for her.
 
Oh Well -- you don't know any of those people and you're never gonna see'em again, anyways (at least that's what I told myself when I looked down and noticed My 3 YO grandson relieving himself through a hole in the side of the bridge to Adventureland on our last trip...)

:goodvibes :laughing: :lmao: :rotfl2: :rotfl:
 












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