Attention all people who bake...

[AuburnJen92]

PLEASE put this on your notice in your kitchen if you know someone who has been beaten by cupcakes. Cupcakes are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can explode. 93% of people won't put it in their kitchen as a warning, because they have already been beaten by cupcakes. 6% of people are sitting in the shower armed with green thongs and fiendmingos, and the remaining 1% are awesome as they heed the warning and tell all their fiends about this and call them up on the phone or Skype, or text them or even go over to their house and warn them.


Please share your experiences if you have had dealings with cupcakes.

This has been a public service announcement.

 

[~Kristina~]

I'm about to head into my kitchen...thanks for the warning.

 

[kampfirekim]

PLEASE put this on your notice in your kitchen if you know someone who has been beaten by cupcakes. Cupcakes are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can explode. 93% of people won't put it in their kitchen as a warning, because they have already been beaten by cupcakes. 6% of people are sitting in the shower armed with green thongs and fiendmingos, and the remaining 1% are awesome as they heed the warning and tell all their fiends about this and call them up on the phone or Skype, or text them or even go over to their house and warn them.


Please share your experiences if you have had dealings with cupcakes.

This has been a public service announcement.

Thank you for the PSA! A cupcake nearly got me once but I came through it unscathed. Cupcakes can look sweet but LOOK OUT!!!!! I'll go warn all my friends now...

 

[DaveInTN]

Oh don't be such a scaredy crow. I mean cat.

 

[AuburnJen92]

Oh don't be such a scaredy crow. I mean cat.

Don't you mean scaredy cake?

 

[BRDof3]

Now, now. Don't worry people needlessly. Cupcakes don't act suddenly or violently like that.

They usually destroy their prey by slipping up next to them quietly, then boring the living hell out of them, all the while acting as if they are just trying to help everyone out of the goodness of their heart and vastness of their knowledge, and they are particularly adept at the extensive use of the run-on sentence, and will draw and fire them without any hesitation or regret whatsoever.

If you see one of these insidious cupcakes, do not attempt to engage them in conversation. They will take this as encouragement and, before you know it, will have dropped a taproot so deep that no known equipment can dislodge it.

Just step on it and throw it out for the dog.

 

[MICKEYLOVINMOMOF5]

 

[Thumper_ehhhhh]

wow the things one learns on here. Thanks

 

[SCtigercock]

I don't bake, should I still be afraid?

 

[3gr8kids]

I bake,
and I have never met a more nasty confectionary than a cupcake.

 

[DaveInTN]

That is quite the sentence... I am worried that you might have a little cupcake in you...

Sometimes I wonder if they are one and the same. There seems to be a lot of that going on around here.

 

[liv luvs disney]

It appears I need to better manage my time. I'm now gonna have to search the threads and replies for the rest of my day.

 

[BRDof3]

Sometimes I wonder if they are one and the same. There seems to be a lot of that going on around here.

Don't give me that image of myself while I'm eating, please.

 

[AuburnJen92]

Now, now. Don't worry people needlessly. Cupcakes don't act suddenly or violently like that.

They usually destroy their prey by slipping up next to them quietly, then boring the living hell out of them, all the while acting as if they are just trying to help everyone out of the goodness of their heart and vastness of their knowledge, and they are particularly adept at the extensive use of the run-on sentence, and will draw and fire them without any hesitation or regret whatsoever.

If you see one of these insidious cupcakes, do not attempt to engage them in conversation. They will take this as encouragement and, before you know it, will have dropped a taproot so deep that no known equipment can dislodge it.

Just step on it and throw it out for the dog.

Party pooper

 

[kampfirekim]

I bake,
and I have never met a more nasty confectionary than a cupcake.

Usually leaves a bad taste in your mouth and yet you keep going back for more.

JUST SAY NO!!!!

 

[clkelley]

............

 

[AuburnJen92]

Personally, I think cupcakes are bad cause they make your hips and butt bigger, but taste sooooo good doing so

You know, I ate a cupcake the other day and Chris said I acted like I was on crack afterwards....

cupcakes and weight loss meds don't mix

don't do it....