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Considering Dr. Phil is completely lacking in his advice skills and is totally ignoring those who need him...I welcome you tooo...

The Tyra Show...DIS version.

Ask me a question, and I am here!

PS- This is my 2222 post! WOOHOO! ::doesexcitedtyradance::
 
Dear Tyra,

I hate awkward elevator moments. So why is it that whenever I enter an elevator I have the divine urge to look at the random person next to me and say, "Hey, wanna smell something weird?"

Sincerely,
Random Girl
 
Dear Tyra.

I give advice like you. But although I offer my services for free, and give advice to anybody who asks, they still think that I'm not giving them advice. I am also dealing with male hairloss, and this annoying friend of mine who also has a talk show keeps bugging me. You see, I act like I'm her friend, but she acts all important and stuff, and that really annoys me. Plus I'm debating wether or not I should come out of the closet. I have a nasty cut on my foot, that is becoming infected. I also cannot get a good nights sleep. What should I do?

By the way, more problems to come.
 

Tyra,
My computer is being very stupid and goes crazy suddenly without any warning! What should I do?

Signed,
Tearing my Hair Out in Olva, Yugoslavia
 
Dear Tyra,

Why is the sky blue? What came first, the marshmallow peeps or the marshmallow ghosts? And by the way, what is marshmallow made of?

Sincerely,

Puzzled in PA.
 
Dear Tyra,

Why arn't you answering anybody's questions? At least I answer people's questions and give them advice.
 
Dear Tyra,
Is it possible to cry underwater? See I'm thinking about moving into the ocean. But I don't know if I can do it, if I can't cry. Mermaid invited me.
 
Dear Tyra,
Why did the chicken cross the road? I keep loosing sleep over that one...

Chicken-loving-road-crosser
 
Dear Random Girl...

I have put a lot of thinking into this...(seriously I have). Think about this...are you ever going to see that person again? Probably not. So why not be yourself, be honest, be open, and ask them "Hey wanna smell something weird?" When they obviously give you a strange look, just be sure you have something to put under their nose that smells weird, so you don't look like a bluff! Good luck!

Love,
Tyra

Dear MyHappyEnding,

Hate mail is not appreciated. We are all special in our own ways. You should come to my show so we can talk some more about our positive qualities.

Love,
Tyra


Dear Munky,

Perhaps you overlooked a few people...as that can sometimes happen to show hosts. Also, the advice-needers may feel that you are not telling them what they want to hear...that may upset them. I am sorry about your male hairloss...perhaps we will do a show about it some day, and you can come on for a male makeover by one of my top 10 stylists. Annoying friend...one word: Oprah? Take a step back and see if she is your real friend, or a friend who just wants you for your fame to increase hers. Coming out of the closet? Sing it loud and sing it proud! Be who you are! "Because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind," according to our dear Dr. Seuss. See your doctor immediately about your foot...you don't want to ruin one of your appendages for life. Count sheep, listen to music, or take one of those prescribed pills on TV (ONLY if you talk to your doctor first, perhaps on the trip about your foot) if you cannot get a good night's sleep. I look forward to hearing about more of your problems.

You probably didn't think I was going to answer all those completely...did you?

Love,
Tyra

Dear Tearing my Hair Out in Olva, Yugoslavia,

Since I am assuming that there is no Best Buy Geek Squad in Yugoslavia, I suggest you taking your computer to your local illegal border and bringing it to a country that has one to solve your problems. If this seems like a bad idea...I would get a Greencard and THEN go to the Geek Squad in a more updated country. If more advice is needed, feel free to write back.

Love,
Tyra

Dear Puzzled in PA,

These are scientific facts that I googled...no lie...

"Light is a kind of energy that can travel through space. Light from the sun or a light bulb looks white, but it is really a mixture of many colors. The colors in white light are red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet. You can see these colors when you look at a rainbow in the sky.
rainbow.gif

The sky is filled with air. Air is a mixture of tiny gas molecules and small bits of solid stuff, like dust.
bluesky.gif

As sunlight goes through the air, it bumps into the molecules and dust. When light hits a gas molecule, it may bounce off in a different direction. Some colors of light, like red and orange, pass straight through the air. But most of the blue light bounces off in all directions. In this way, the blue light gets scattered all around the sky.
When you look up, some of this blue light reaches your eyes from all over the sky. Since you see blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue."

Follow this link to find out everything you ever wanted to know about peeps and marshmallows...seriously...I googled it again for you.
http://www.geekbabe.com/peeps/peepfaq.html

Hope that all helps!!!

Love,
Tyra

Dear Munky,

I have an extremely busy schedule. And I give people real advice to even the silliest of questions. No need to be rude.

Love,
Tyra

Dear Kyralyn,

Hello dear! Hope you are having a great day! Enjoy your weekend!

Love,
Tyra

Dear tiff13,

Not entirely certain, but I do believe it is possible to cry under water with something called nitrogen narcosis...though I would not suggest it, because finding a water-proof tissue may be slightly difficult.

Love,
Tyra

Dear Chicken-loving-road-crosser,

Depends on what chicken we are talking about dear. Please be more specific and I will try to answer your question better.

Love,
Tyra


THERE YOU ARE EVERYONE! I ANSWERED EVERY QUESTION COMPLETELY AND DID SOME EXTRA RESEARCH!!!

Feel free to ask more any time!

Love Always,
Tyra Banks
 
Oh thank you, thank Tyra! How can I ever thank you enough?
 
Please just keep writing and promoting my DIS show...thanks! :goodvibes:
 
I don't have a question..I'm just bumping this thread because it rocks! :cool1:
 
Dear Tyra,

I posted this on Dr. Phils thread also, but I'd love to hear what you say on the matter. ;)


My friends can't stand my kind of music (Rock) and they only like country. We have had some dances and all they play are slow country songs. :guilty: I love my friends but there is only so much of Honky Tonk Badonkadonk that I can take before I lose my sanity completely. For instance, At the moment I'm listening to Creed's song One Last Breath. They hate it and I love it. How can I solve this? :confused3


Sincerely,
Girl who is losing her sanity because of all the country music and needs a rock head bang....


Thank you pirate:
 
Dear Tyra,
HI! The BK King scares me but he is on almost every commercial I see! Help! I mean, i love their food but that dude just scares me!
Sincerely,
Run! It's the BK King!
 
Dear Claire,

How sweet you are to bump this!

Lots of Love,
Tyra

Dear Girl who is losing her sanity because of all the country music and needs a rock head bang,

Your friends need to learn to compromise. For example, if you are going somewhere together, propose that the ride there be country music, and the ride home be your type. True friends make time and effort for one another. If this doesn't work, simply lock yourself in your room for 5 hours straight and listen to so much headbanging loud music that even YOU will be desperate for some slow country songs!

Love,
Tyra

Dear Run! It's the BK King!,

Remember dear, the food and title "Burger King" came FAAAR before the distrubing mascot. It is only a fad that will pass...until it is over...COVER YOUR EYES QUICK!

Love,
Tyra
 
Princess Ash said:
Dear Girl who is losing her sanity because of all the country music and needs a rock head bang,

Your friends need to learn to compromise. For example, if you are going somewhere together, propose that the ride there be country music, and the ride home be your type. True friends make time and effort for one another. If this doesn't work, simply lock yourself in your room for 5 hours straight and listen to so much headbanging loud music that even YOU will be desperate for some slow country songs!

Love,
Tyra


Dear Tyra


:surfweb:

Thank you Tyra, I salute you! You rock, girl! :woohoo:



Thanks Again.

Sincerely,

Girl who now has a gameplan :stir: :rotfl:
 
Dear Tyra,
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
*Chuck*
 
Dear Chuck,

A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as he could chuck.

Love,
Tyra
 

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