Ask Me Anything Game: Ask CrispyWelsh Anything

[pokemon_master]

in the beer garden getiing hammered on magners cos the sun is out

Nope, today I went to school! In holiday time!

How scary is that?????

how do you think we can force mini-matt into telling us what he's been up to all day?

whats your guess? (mines the theory test)

Patience is a virtue child!

 

[pokemon_master]

Serious Tone:

Ian, I have discovered troubles.... If something bad goes wrong when I am being tested (happens in Driving lessons as well!), one thing goes wrong, followed by another and another, and leads to a huge Snowball of Failure on my part!

Do you have any tips? I need to find ways to calm myself down!

Any tips welcomed. (P.s. Asked Johnny for help as well!)

 

[crispywelsh]

Serious Tone:

Ian, I have discovered troubles.... If something bad goes wrong when I am being tested (happens in Driving lessons as well!), one thing goes wrong, followed by another and another, and leads to a huge Snowball of Failure on my part!

Do you have any tips? I need to find ways to calm myself down!

Any tips welcomed. (P.s. Asked Johnny for help as well!)

first thing Matt you are not a failure and dont ever think you are, I dont really understand what has happened today, but it is clear that something is troubling you. If you want to give me some more info, I will do whatever I can to help you. You are not a failure, you make me and Jules laugh nearly everyday and we both think the world of you. I fit is something to do with your driving lessons take heart that minutes before my second test my indtructor told me it would be a miracle if I passed, that gave me confidence !

Calm down, deep breaths and give me some more information

 

[pokemon_master]

first thing Matt you are not a failure and dont ever think you are, I dont really understand what has happened today, but it is clear that something is troubling you. If you want to give me some more info, I will do whatever I can to help you. You are not a failure, you make me and Jules laugh nearly everyday and we both think the world of you. I fit is something to do with your driving lessons take heart that minutes before my second test my indtructor told me it would be a miracle if I passed, that gave me confidence !

Calm down, deep breaths and give me some more information

Ian, Nothing in particular has happened to me today, although on Monday when I was taking a Pratice Maths paper I was all and when I was driving the dreaded Snowball came back into effect!

Thank you for the kind words.... This is another one of those moments you makes you feel happy to be on the boards because of the people who love you although cannot see you. Sorta like when Mike died...

Thank you. Send hugs to Jules as well for me!

Ouch about the Driving instructor....

 

[Boss Hogg]

Boss Hogg and we'd be wasting away again for his birthday

Hello baby, we like the sound of this.

So, all together now...

"Wastin away again in Margaritaville,
Looking for my lost shaker of salt,
Some people say there's a woman to blame,
but I know, it's all Crispys fault!"

Waitress, two top shelf Margaritas for me and the Crispster!

Mate do we need to work on a time for us all to be at Margaritaville, drinkin', chillin' and singin' or what?

 

[pokemon_master]

Morning Ian

Suppose we were to meet. What would you say when you met me?

(P.s. same to Johnny!)

 

[pokemon_master]

More questions from me..

If they made a cure for baldness would you go for it? (Not to say anything... )

What if they had to do something radical like put Rats on your head, would you still do it?

Should Robbie Williams go back with Take That or do you think he should stick it by himself?

Should the Creators of one of my favorite TV shows (Pokemon.. ) be tortured for replacing the original cast with a bunch of Sound-a-like copycats?

Should Tony Blair pull out of the Iraq war or stick it out?

What do you think of:

Jade Goody?

Amy Whine... erm... Winehouse?

Britney Spears?

Carol???

And...

Jeremy Clarkson?

Pete Dohorty?

Robbie Williams?

Myself????

That's enough from me I think, for now. (Most went to Johnny as well!)

 

[wils]

Hi

Please ignore if these have been already asked

You can only keep one item from each room in your house. What would they be?

What did/do( ) you want to be when you grow up?!

 

[Spook]

Hi Ian

You are obviously keen on the great outdoors (think Ging Gang Gooley) but are you any good at gardening

can you tell plants from weeds

who cuts the grass you or Jules

do you wish you were sitting in it now sipping a cold beer (assuming of course it is as nice there as it is here)

Jan

 

[pokemon_master]

Do you have a song in your head now? What is it?

Sing us a few bars...

 

[natalielongstaff]

what has been your favourite question ?

 

[saratogagirl]

Hello baby, we like the sound of this.

So, all together now...

"Wastin away again in Margaritaville,
Looking for my lost shaker of salt,
Some people say there's a woman to blame,
but I know, it's all Crispys fault!"

Waitress, two top shelf Margaritas for me and the Crispster!

Mate do we need to work on a time for us all to be at Margaritaville, drinkin', chillin' and singin' or what?

work on the time mate, could do with a bit of drinkin, chillin and singinn, bring it on, you are very tuneful by the way

 

[saratogagirl]

Morning Ian

Suppose we were to meet. What would you say when you met me?

(P.s. same to Johnny!)

Hello Matt, my little mucker

 

[crispywelsh]

work on the time mate, could do with a bit of drinkin, chillin and singinn, bring it on, you are very tuneful by the way

sorry Matt mate, I am logged on as me now, she constantly has it logged to herself - women

 

[crispywelsh]

Hello Matt, my little mucker

as above little Matt, I am now logged on as me

 

[pokemon_master]

I think Ian has multiple personalities...

 

[crispywelsh]

More questions from me..

If they made a cure for baldness would you go for it? (Not to say anything... )

What if they had to do something radical like put Rats on your head, would you still do it?

Should Robbie Williams go back with Take That or do you think he should stick it by himself?

Should the Creators of one of my favorite TV shows (Pokemon.. ) be tortured for replacing the original cast with a bunch of Sound-a-like copycats?

Should Tony Blair pull out of the Iraq war or stick it out?

What do you think of:

Jade Goody?

Amy Whine... erm... Winehouse?

Britney Spears?

Carol???

And...

Jeremy Clarkson?

Pete Dohorty?

Robbie Williams?

Myself????

That's enough from me I think, for now. (Most went to Johnny as well!)

No Matt I prefer to receed and be distinguished

no rats on my head or frogs

he shouldnt go back, he is fine as he is, although he has had a few problems

if it pleases you Matt, torture away

yes he should and get our troops home

Jade Goody has cooked her goose

Amy Winehouse top singer, but a bit odd

Britney Spears lost the plot bless

Carol, salt of the earth

Jermey Clarkson cracks me up

Pete Doherty lost the plot

Robbie Williams top bloke from stoke

You - I think you're top bananna

 

[crispywelsh]

Hi

Please ignore if these have been already asked

You can only keep one item from each room in your house. What would they be?

What did/do( ) you want to be when you grow up?!

Hi Jo

From the living room - my Mickey Mouse Cell

From the kitchen - the fridge full of booze

from the bathroom - the toilet paper, always handy

from our bedroom - my pillow its been with me for many a year

 

[crispywelsh]

Hi

Please ignore if these have been already asked

You can only keep one item from each room in your house. What would they be?

What did/do( ) you want to be when you grow up?!

sorry Jo

I missed the second question, an airline pilot, and you are right I've never grown up

 

[crispywelsh]

Hi Ian

You are obviously keen on the great outdoors (think Ging Gang Gooley) but are you any good at gardening

can you tell plants from weeds

who cuts the grass you or Jules

do you wish you were sitting in it now sipping a cold beer (assuming of course it is as nice there as it is here)

Jan

I do like the outdoors Jan

I dont have a garden as such, just pots full of flowers, I manage not to kill them

yes I can tell plants from weeks

we have no grass Jan, its all decked

It it beautiful here and I am looking forward to drinking oustide over the weekend