Thanks for those Matt
The story of JJ.
Once upon a time there was a boy who was falling in love with a girl. And when he saw this girl he felt all hot and bothered

so the girl told him to think cool thoughts... like icebergs and penguins.
And so the girl bought the boy a penguin for his birthday, that they named Jive (after an ice cream advertisement) and then they started to collect penguins.
One day the girl was visiting a small town and saw this cute penguin looking at her in a shop, so she bought him and took him home. This penguin was small and portable and looked really cheeky and they called him Jive Junior, or JJ for short.
Soon the boy and the girl went on holiday. As the boy and girl didn't like having their photos taken they decided to take JJ with him and take photos of him... and things just went downhill from there!!
1) My three wishes:
- World peace, love, tolerance and all that good stuff.
- My own wildlife reserve where I can cuddle tigers and lion cubs and other wonderful creatures.
- Continuing good health for everyone I care about (and myself of course)
2) Sorry Matt, I have no idea about Pokémon, but I looked some stuff up on the web and I'll be Prinplup, it's a Penguin Pokémon: It lives alone, away from others. Apparently, every one of them believes it is the most important.
3) I should of course say i'll sing a song with you shouldn't I

... how about "Girls just wanna have fun" with all the girls!