As Aloha Stitch Says, "Tell Me A Joke"

[hAm53]

Go ahead, make me laugh .
I'lll start:

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Think about it . . .

Anyone else? Just keep it clean.

~ Chris

 

[MosMom]

There was once a mean old ogre that lived on the top of a hill. At the bottom of the hill lived a group of beings called Trids. The only water source was at the top of the hill and everytime they climbed the hill to get some water, the ogre would kick them back down the hill.

One day a rabbit hopped up the hill and asked the ogre why he always kicked the trids and never let them get any water.

The ogre replied "Silly rabbit, kicks are for trids"

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My dad told me that when I was about 10 and it is still my favorite joke.

 

[dizny4us]

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says,

"Hey, why the long face?"

For some reason this cracks me up every time I hear it!!

 

[faithinkarma]

A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee...

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton!

 

[Manda1219]

Ok, to some people this is stupid, but it cracks me up:

One day, a man hears a knock on his door. He opens it up and there's a snail on his porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he possibly can.
10 years later, the man hears the same knock on his door. He opens it up and the snail is sitting there. He looks up at the man and says "What the heck was that for?!?"

 

[Phrebert]

In honor of the upcoming St Patrick's Day:
What's an Irishman's favorite Drink?
The NEXT one.

 

[edcrbnsoul]

A man walks into the Doctors office and says
"Doc I have an embarassing problem"
"Whats the problem" asks the Doctor
'Well it seems everytime I pass gas it makes a sound like honda"
"Oh thats easy you have an abcessed tooth"
"How do ou know that Doc"
"Oh come on everyone know that abcess makes the fart go Honda"

 

[chell]