Mostly, I knew where my father's Playboy magazines were and once in a while looked through them -- but JUST FOR THE ARTICLES, you know!
Also, I found this candle in my Dad's drawer that, I guess was supposed to be a joke alarm clock to wake you up. You kind of inserted it _____ , lit it, and when the flame got too close it woke you up! I guess that was supposed to be funny back then. Kind of stupid, if you ask me.