OMG!!!
So at work today the whole system has been slow and/or unresponsive since about 10am. Just a few moments ago (around 2:30pm here) a voice comes over the PA System (didn't know we had a PA system) and starts with "ATTENTION ATTENTION!!!"
I was freaked out and almost dove under my desk thinking something terrible was happening

but they just said to close our email and leave it closed?! UGH! And repeated it like 4x... my heart beating so fast.
Then I IM my boss and she calls me laughing her butt off because it was the WEIRDEST thing and they act like having the email open right now would cause an economic collapse or something. GEEZ!