Charade
<font color=royalblue>I'm the one on the LEFT side
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Having reached the age of 65, I went to apply for Social Security last week.
After waiting in line for a very long time, I finally got to the counter.
The woman there asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized, to my great dismay, that I had left my
wallet on the nightstand in my bedroom. I told the lady that I was very
sorry, but I seemed to have left my wallet at home."I'll have to go get it
and come back later," I said.
At that point, she said to me, "Unbutton your shirt." I was confused, but I
opened my shirt, revealing lots of curly silver hair.
She said,"That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and,
with that, she promptly processed my application.
When I got home, I couldn't wait to tell my wife about my experience at
the Social Security Office. She listened to the whole story and then said,
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"You should have dropped your pants . You might have gotten disability, too."
After waiting in line for a very long time, I finally got to the counter.
The woman there asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized, to my great dismay, that I had left my
wallet on the nightstand in my bedroom. I told the lady that I was very
sorry, but I seemed to have left my wallet at home."I'll have to go get it
and come back later," I said.
At that point, she said to me, "Unbutton your shirt." I was confused, but I
opened my shirt, revealing lots of curly silver hair.
She said,"That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and,
with that, she promptly processed my application.
When I got home, I couldn't wait to tell my wife about my experience at
the Social Security Office. She listened to the whole story and then said,
(scroll down...)
"You should have dropped your pants . You might have gotten disability, too."
OMG! I'm dying here. thanks for that.
